How NOT to Get Lit Laid- A Parody Thread

[Wand3rlust]

10 inch penises and 36DD tits. LOL

Sometimes AT THE SAME TIME.

*nods*

 

[UKF34M40]

I’m working on being less condescending (Condescending means talking down to people)

 

[deft]

Responding to a post with a good dose of mansplaining helps.

("Mansplaining" means "man explaining")

 

[Wand3rlust]

*stares*

(Works a treat ...)

 

[Apisto42]

*stares*

(Works a treat ...)

I’m surprised it’s just a stare and not an eyeroll.

(Probably need to tell you why one is more effective than the other)

 

[Xerxes82]

Unleash your inner Austin Powers. Any time you're conversing with a Lit lady, be sure to repeatedly ask her "Does that make you horny, baby?" Particularly if the topic was something utterly nonsexual.

 

[Jaws82]

Pre or post shower?

I mean if there’s no human marinating musk what’s even the point??

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Be me

 

[Sundayschild]

It takes a lot of effort, but I manage it

 

[Pad_Foot]

Send a full silent sunrise over water

 

[Oralexplorer]

I’m working on being less condescending (Condescending means talking down to people)

That's easy, stop standing when people are sitting and stop sitting when ppl are lying down... Cmon down it's great fun down here.

 

[Noor]

Watch the Ryder cup all weekend

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Use a Care Bear as your avatar

 

[MindYaBitness]

Send dick pics to people whom you have clearly told you that they do not want any dick pics

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Send dick pics to people whom you have clearly told you that do not want any dick pics

I didn't think you actually meant that! I thought you were being coy!

 

[SimonSex]

Watch the Ryder cup all weekend

I will, but there’s always time for a hole in one.

 

[Neanderthal247]

I didn't think you actually meant that! I thought you were being coy!

I made the same mistake, while yelling "Look At It" at the screen.

 

[Sexydrana]

Let them know your period just started and it’s a crime scene

 

[SimonSex]

Let them know your period just started and it’s a crime scene

I’ve gotta say : that’s the hotel laundry issue. They’ve seen worse.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I feel like leading someone on and letting it start to get sexual, and then just disappear, could work pretty well. If you do it to one person more than once, they probably won't keep trying. Do it to a lot of people, and word will get around, and eventually people will avoid you like nuclear waste.

Of course, getting led on and dumped is probably a kink for some people, so you gotta have a Plan B for them.

 

[Oralexplorer]

Let them know your period just started and it’s a crime scene

Unless it's their kink

 

[Oralexplorer]

Use a Care Bear as your avatar

Really ? I thought you'd get a lot of " I wana care bear...like you"

 

[Trubbycat]

Walk up to attractive women while wanking your cock.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Lead with "a/s/l?"

 

[kreemi_pi]

Sent a porn link in pm before you even say hi