How to spot an Asshole...

[Illusionz]

The absolute best way to spot an asshole: Look for me.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

The absolute best way to spot an asshole: Look for me.

Aaahh, yes. But, hunting Asshole is rarely as rewarding as the unexpected Asshole that crosses one's path.

 

[Illusionz]

Aaahh, yes. But, hunting Asshole is rarely as rewarding as the unexpected Asshole that crosses one's path.

That may be, but I make no qualms about the fact that I am an asshole. I just have a soft spot in my heart for children, animals, and a certain special lady.

 

[Nightbird]

That big Truck that just had to pull out in front of me and take up both lanes of the highway.. Do ya think you could have given me a little more time to brake or maybe waited until I got past you? That guy was an asshole and I told him so... Go figure he could read lips and sign language.

 

[sitychik]

Best way I can think of is to remember..... the asshole is surrounded by SHIT.

 

[IzeofGreen]

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Aaahh, yes. But, hunting Asshole is rarely as rewarding as the unexpected Asshole that crosses one's path.

<maintaining the thread> The individual who blew thru an intersection and damn near plastered a guy and his Harley this afternoon.... (some would call him an asshole for cussing her out <he didn't spill the bike> THEN coming around and pulling to her drivers and giving her an earful then before rolling off....)

HOWEVER

He was wearing a flourescent green shirt and riding TOWARDS the sun on a huge HOG for pity's sake and she STILL didn't see him... meaning, she didn't look...

ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE.....


<derailing the thread> Halo, thanks again, ALWAYS a pleasure. I'll try not to be too much of an asshole with my own ramblings....

Ize

 

[Halo_n_horns]

People who want to repeal the 22nd amendment of the US Constitution to keep Bush in power longer than two terms = Assholes.

 

[Nightbird]

Ahh this thread is reborn!

That Blue Jay who was attacking that tiny baby bird in my back yard.. Total ASSHOLE!!!

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Ahh this thread is reborn!

This thread has perfect zombie-like qualities; It can be buried for any length of time, but any Asshole can cause it to be resurrected.

 

[IzeofGreen]

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This thread has perfect zombie-like qualities; It can be buried for any length of time, but any Asshole can cause it to be resurrected.

Ah my dear, how true, how true, how true....

Here in my great state in the Midwest of the United States of America, North America, Western Hemisphere, Earth, Sun:Sol, Milky Way etc. etc....

It is summer.

Also known as "time for road constuction".

The time of reduced speed on major highways, and assholes who can't figure out what lane to be in. (yet they, sadly, are not the topic of this post)

No, the assholes of whom I speak are those that simply DO NOT CARE to reduce their speed in a construction zone..... The speeds are posted, and if you want, exceed the limit as much as you like for all anyone else cares in other areas, but NOT in construction zones. There are people working out there....

Or, just be an asshole..... oh wait, excuse me...

ASSHOLE.


<sigh> Thanks for the thread Halo, as always....

Ize

 

[Succulent-one]

Go visit the General Board, that place is full of assholes. They are sooooo full of themselves you can smell the stench through the computer.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Go visit the General Board, that place is full of assholes. They are sooooo full of themselves you can smell the stench through the computer.

O-Succulent-One, you sing to my heart.

IzeOfGreen, I wish I had your problem. The Assholes that run our various city, county and state roads and highways didn't bother communicating with one another before starting a variety of projects that would each last a number of years. We have the state rebuilding an intersecting portion of our highway system; we have the city putting a train trench through the middle of the downtown that they approved even though the people voted it down; and the county is doing its usual road repairs on all the streets that don't really need it yet. Friggin' Assholes.

 

[Nightbird]

That person who lied to me..

HUGe ASSHOLE!!!

 

[Halo_n_horns]

The other night I went to a pretty decent buffet at one of the casinos here. I'm not sure about other buffets, but the ones at the casinos have a rule or two about people taking leftovers out of the restaurant. They're not supposed to, but a lot of people do anyway.

Usually people take some small tidbits like an extra bit of desert and what-have-you, but on this night one of the members of a large party at the table beside us, wrapped up 5 plates of food and stuffed it all into a large leather purse. Then they spent roughly an hour playing in the casino (I know that because we saw them leave the restaurant, and then we just happened to be exiting the casino through the same door they were an hour later).

I know that the casino isn't going to miss the money that walked out that door in the form of food, but 5 plates? And then let it all sit in her purse for an hour ... at least?

That woman had to be some kind of Asshole.

 

[Nightbird]

If it's any consulation Food Posioning has a way to pay back assholes like that..

 

[Halo_n_horns]

If it's any consulation Food Posioning has a way to pay back assholes like that..

That thought occured to me also. One can only speculate...

 

[Nightbird]

I hate to admit and am almost afraid to do so but I've been relatively asshole free laterly.

Makes me wonder if fate isn't building up to hit me with a king or queen of all assholes..

 

[Halo_n_horns]

I hate to admit and am almost afraid to do so but I've been relatively asshole free laterly.

Makes me wonder if fate isn't building up to hit me with a king or queen of all assholes..

Not sure if we're great minds or not, but I was having the same thought recently.

Hhhmmmm...

 

[IzeofGreen]

Not sure if we're great minds or not, but I was having the same thought recently.

Hhhmmmm...

Assholes on a smaller scale may mean that there are larger assholes running amok on a GLOBAL scale....



But sadly an otherwise asshole-free report this evening....

Ize

 

[timberwolf05]

assholes

hmm maybe i just made the top ten list in something in life. wow.
always heard if i can't be a good example i can always be a bad example. so long as i do something.
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well i don't know about all your examples here, but i sometimes use my phone in the car, i do smoke, and yes i talk with my hands. shoot me.


the wolf

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Usually the Assholes on the freeways are the speed demons (anyone going faster than me, anyway), the twits talking on their cell phones, or talking with their hands, or with a bunch of kids jumping around in the moving vehicle, etc. But today I had one of the worst Assholes: The-overly-cautious-driver-Asshole. This is the Asshole who won't go with the flow and becomes a hazard to everyone who is going with the flow.

In all honesty, I used to be a defensive driver. Then, in a year and a half time span, I got into 4 accidents that were not my fault and were ruled as not my fault. Since becoming an offensive driver, sometimes a very offensive driver, I haven't even had any close calls (knock on wood).

So to all of you drivers out there who can't find your vehicles ability to move with the rest of us, or who don't get your friggin' gas pedal until your next vehicle payment, you're Assholes and hazards. Get out of the way.

 

[IzeofGreen]

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Usually the Assholes on the freeways are the speed demons (anyone going faster than me, anyway), the twits talking on their cell phones, or talking with their hands, or with a bunch of kids jumping around in the moving vehicle, etc. But today I had one of the worst Assholes: The-overly-cautious-driver-Asshole. This is the Asshole who won't go with the flow and becomes a hazard to everyone who is going with the flow.

In all honesty, I used to be a defensive driver. Then, in a year and a half time span, I got into 4 accidents that were not my fault and were ruled as not my fault. Since becoming an offensive driver, sometimes a very offensive driver, I haven't even had any close calls (knock on wood).

So to all of you drivers out there who can't find your vehicles ability to move with the rest of us, or who don't get your friggin' gas pedal until your next vehicle payment, you're Assholes and hazards. Get out of the way.

I bow to you Halo... A perfect post... the only thing I would add is directed at certain drivers....

That little stick thing sticking out just to the left of the steering wheel... push it UP when you are turning right, push it DOWN when you are turning left. USE IT ASSHOLE...


Ize

 

[Halo_n_horns]

I bow to you Halo... A perfect post... the only thing I would add is directed at certain drivers....

That little stick thing sticking out just to the left of the steering wheel... push it UP when you are turning right, push it DOWN when you are turning left. USE IT ASSHOLE...


Ize

Bravo!

 

[Nightbird]

This guy at work..

He's a controlling, over bearing, anal, loud mouthed, always gotta be right FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!

 

[Halo_n_horns]

It's been a while. I'm starting to think that by expressing my frustrations with Assholes that I'm noticing them less and less...

However...

Today I was behind this little red egg-mobile with a license plate that read, "FEARGOD." This kind of shit really challenges me, to put it lightly, because this Extreme Asshole is forcing an opinion on everyone who reads that license plate. No one asked for opinion. But he found a way to let everyone have his opinion without asking anyone if they would like to have it.

Secondly, who in their right mind, in our day and age, would even begin to contemplate worshipping a diety that they feel they have to fear???

So, his god is an Asshole, and the driver of that little red egg-mobile is a Fucking Extreme Asshole.