How to spot an Asshole...

[cdobbs12000]

whoever invented work is a fucking asshole

 

[IzeofGreen]

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Highly accurate...

Ize

 

[Halo_n_horns]

whoever invented work is a fucking asshole

BRAVO!!!

 

[lizzybit26]

ppppbbbbtttt!!!!

In my experience, if a man is approaching you wearing a V-neck sweater, he's probably an asshole. Doubly so, if there is a crest located anywhere on said sweater.

If he's got on a V-neck cardigan, run the bastard over with your car.

Cheers

 

[Arden]

HTSAA... sometimes all you have to do is look around you

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Some old fucker just hit the Megabucks at a casino for 21million dollars. He hit the Megabucks once before in 1989 for a little over 4million.

Old Fucking Asshole.

 

[Nightbird]

Boy, I sure could use that money. Even just a million.. I could use it badly.

Some old fucker just hit the Megabucks at a casino for 21million dollars. He hit the Megabucks once before in 1989 for a little over 4million.

Old Fucking Asshole.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Boy, I sure could use that money. Even just a million.. I could use it badly.

He won't care. That's part of being an Asshole.

 

[Nightbird]

Like some old fucker needs the money anyway.. Geeez..

He won't care. That's part of being an Asshole.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Like some old fucker needs the money anyway.. Geeez..

The mass majority of the people who have won the Megabucks jackpots have been old people. They have nothing better to do with their retirements than sit around gambling their retirement money away. You should see these people in the casinos. They're ... Zombie Assholes.

 

[Nightbird]

Instead of pissing their money away for instant gratification to a casion or lottery corporation that so doesn't need anymore money why don't they do something good with it. Like give it to desperate needy people.
Yes they truly are zombie, heartless, assholes.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

My wife works with this woman who used to be my wife's supervisor. This woman works PART of her part-time hours. More often than not she's not at her desk and off clucking with the other hens; on her cell phone with her husband; visiting with her husband who drops by for no good reason in the middle of the morning; leaving early for trivial personal reasons like to pick out paint colors for their house; or surfing the web from her computer at her part time job ... etc.

This last week she went to her supervisor, who is unfortuantely not my wife, and asked if she could have an assistant because her workload is getting to be too much for her with the hours she works.

What a Mother-Fucking Cunt of an Asshole!!!

Thanks. I had to get that off of my wife's chest.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

People who want to run credit checks on you when you're trying to rent a house or get a job are Assholes.

Neither my rental history nor anything from my job history is in my credit report, or anyone else's for that matter (with the rare exceptions of a renter who actually reports your rental activity).

Mind you, neither of these things has happened to me recently, but they have happened to a couple of people I know.

Now, I know the logic behind why these people want to run these checks, but anyone who cares about their credit WILL NOT allow renters or perspective employers run credit checks on them. Not only is it none of their business, but anyone who gives a shit about their credit understands that these things only add unnecessary inquiries to a credit report and those can bring down a credit score!!!

People and companies who want people to do this shit are ASSHOLES.

 

[IzeofGreen]

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Amen Halo.

"To Fuck with my credit report is to invite the wrath of law"...

Ize

 

[Halo_n_horns]

This past Friday night my wife and I were coming home from the movies. This full size Dodge truck climbs up on our ass and turns on his high beams. I thought, "What an Asshole" as I promptly hit the brakes and gave the guy a wake up call.

I am the Asshole on these roads, pal!!!

 

[strawberryangel]

Just had an asshole present himself via PM...sometimes they approach you and you can tell right away.

 

[Arden]

Maybe we should give out Asshole of the Month awards here.


One of our city's finest (in blue) won hands down last month.

 

[Nightbird]

I'm the Asshole driving the Full Size Dodge Truck.

This past Friday night my wife and I were coming home from the movies. This full size Dodge truck climbs up on our ass and turns on his high beams. I thought, "What an Asshole" as I promptly hit the brakes and gave the guy a wake up call.

I am the Asshole on these roads, pal!!!

 

[Halo_n_horns]

I'm the Asshole driving the Full Size Dodge Truck.

Now that would be funny.

 

[babydoll2u]

Just had an asshole present himself via PM...sometimes they approach you and you can tell right away.

lol... this is sooo true SA

 

[thewantonscribe]

Spotting one while driving

According to the sage advice of my hot tempered father you can spot and asshole while driving by:

1. Noticing the position of his ballcap -- if it is with the bill facing the rear
he's an asshole

2. If he has his ballcap on backwards and has two or more ballcaps in the rear
window he is a "major" asshole

3. If the first two apply and he passes you in the fast lane speeding -- he is an "asshole" in a hurry to get to his own funeral.

So beware of these few signs and know you have spotted one for sure.

 

[Nightbird]

It wasn't me but seriously I do drive a full size Dodge.. RAM... LOL

Oh look, someone let the Drama Queen in.

Now that would be funny.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Alright, its been a while, but I had a new one get me perturbed the other day.

For the one or two of you who have been getting in on this thread, you might remember my comments on a certain license plate that read "FEARGOD," that Fuckin' Asshole. Anyway, the other day I'm behind another one of these fuckin' lemmings with a plate that reads "HISWAY" and a plate frame that had some sort of Jesus-rhetoric on it.

Now not only is this second person a fucking Asshole for advertising this shit, but isn't there something odd here when you've got one Jesus-freak telling us to fear God while another one is talking about doing it His way?

Is this God of theirs' really that fucking narcissistic???!!! What kinds of fruit loops would sign over their wills to such a god as they're describing?!?!

Not only are these people Fucking Assholes, but they also appear to be weak-minded-lemmings as well.

I just don't get it.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Yes, its another religious Asshole alert ...

Some years ago I was on my way to Sears Point for some drag races. It was early December and there were all kinds of Christmas-related signs up and down the freeways. I forget the specific religious sect that the following electronic billboard belonged to, but was scrolling the same thing over and over next to a freeway that thousnads of kids every day would be on with their parents.

It read: Why celebrate a fake Santa Claus when you can worship a real God?

Fucking Assholes.

Santa is real!!! He lives in the hearts of every single person who gives something to someone else in hopes of putting a smile on a face and a warmth in the heart.

If nothing else, he certainly isn't any less real than anyone's God!

Feel free to prove me wrong.

 

[Nightbird]

Funny Halo you know it took me a while to make the connection between you and the Iggy thing to you and this thread. When I finally did I realized I wanted to resurrect this thread as it is one of my favourites.

I totally and completely agree with you.. SANTA IS TOTALLY REAL..

That piece of shit kid who steals and lies.. Ya hes a fucking asshole.