How would you complete this sentence?

[Lay Z Butterfly]

I want to be able to control time!


I need............

to put a firecracker under my ass... I am supposed to be cleaning my home!

Can I get a.....

 

[Knicks]

I want to be able to control time!


I need............

....a good fuck but it looks like I'll have to keep using my fingers.

I walked out onto the stage and slowly....

 

[Lay Z Butterfly]

....a good fuck but it looks like I'll have to keep using my fingers.

I walked out onto the stage and slowly....

overcame the fear of the audience being naked!

~~


Can I get a ...

 

[redrider4u]

overcame the fear of the audience being naked!

~~


Can I get a ...

a tent for my back yard?


Where is the red and yellow........

 

[Lay Z Butterfly]

a tent for my back yard?


Where is the red and yellow........

colour coordinated flip flops I bought at WalMart?

LMAO...


I will allow your tent if you perform the following services...

 

[redrider4u]

colour coordinated flip flops I bought at WalMart?

LMAO...


I will allow your tent if you perform the following services...

xrated and animated!


When camping with your lover, it's important to...

 

[Lay Z Butterfly]

xrated and animated!


When camping with your lover, it's important to...

wash the beaver thoroughly... :giggling: I am just cracking myself up!

When camping with your lover, it's important to leave the ..

 

[redrider4u]

wash the beaver thoroughly... :giggling: I am just cracking myself up!

When camping with your lover, it's important to leave the ..

When washing the beaver while camping, dont forge the.....

 

[Lay Z Butterfly]

When washing the beaver while camping, dont forge the.....

dental floss!


One holiday, my lover surprised me by using his..

 

[redrider4u]

dental floss!


One holiday, my lover surprised me by using his..

proboscis to massage my beaver.


Judy was dancing down the street when..........

 

[Lay Z Butterfly]

proboscis to massage my beaver.


Judy was dancing down the street when..........

the Insane Clown Posse spotted her and hacked the poor girl to pieces! (She shouldn't have worn the red nose)


When Elvis sang Blue Suede Shoes, Red was outraged! "Flip flops are the........

 

[redrider4u]

the Insane Clown Posse spotted her and hacked the poor girl to pieces! (She shouldn't have worn the red nose)


When Elvis sang Blue Suede Shoes, Red was outraged! "Flip flops are the........

the preferred summer footwear!!

While typing at her computer, suddenly, Penelope went insane with an itch.............

 

[edreams]

the preferred summer footwear!!

While typing at her computer, suddenly, Penelope went insane with an itch.............

that caused her to twitch!

Just when I thought it was safe to play at LIT...........

 

[ruminator]

that caused her to twitch!

Just when I thought it was safe to play at LIT...........

someone comes up with a new game


The funniest movie I ever saw was...........


Hi E, how ya doin?

 

[edreams]

someone comes up with a new game


The funniest movie I ever saw was...........


Hi E, how ya doin?

The funniest movie I ever saw was Liar, Liar!

I love a long...........








i am fine, how are you ruminator?

 

[Icey*Fire]

The funniest movie I ever saw was Liar, Liar!

I love a long...........








i am fine, how are you ruminator?

I love a long soak in a hot tub late at night.

Would you ever give.....

 

[edreams]

I love a long soak in a hot tub late at night.

Would you ever give.....

Would you ever give a sucker an even break?


Down South life is...........

 

[Lushisss]

Would you ever give a sucker an even break?


Down South life is...........

Dirrrrrrty.....or so I've heard!

When he touches me right there......

 

[edreams]

Dirrrrrrty.....or so I've heard!

When he touches me right there......

I really get hot!



California is a shakin' place when..............

 

[systeman]

I really get hot!



California is a shakin' place when..............

... the fault line twitches.


Sex under the noon-day sun ....

 

[redrider4u]

... the fault line twitches.


Sex under the noon-day sun ....

produces several juices...........


While running down the alley, Julie slipped and.......

 

[ImmortaleAmante]

produces several juices...........


While running down the alley, Julie slipped and.......

and broke the heel off her new shoes.

When going for a walk in the woods you should...........

 

[MsMuffet]

When going for a walk in the woods you should...........

... beware of the big bad wolf.




Before going out into the rain you should...

 

[Guest]

... beware of the big bad wolf.




Before going out into the rain you should...

...grab your umbrella.

Before shaving your genitals, you can...

 

[edreams]

...grab your umbrella.

Before shaving your genitals, you can...

take a pic for before and after.

I love to.........