I believe…. 🤔

[TANSTAAFL58]

I believe that @TANSTAAFL58 is taller than 11", but agree with him that he's a cock and a lot of trouble...

I believe I have been complimented.

Or, possibly insulted.

Or described accurately.

Two out of three?

 

[Saltfountain]

I believe I have been complimented.

Or, possibly insulted.

Or described accurately.

Two out of three?

Go with all 3 to be on the safe side

 

[Taegul]

I also believe that an 11” cock is too much trouble! There is such a thing as too much of a good thing

I believe you just haven't been properly hypnotized yet.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F68.media.tumblr.com%2F9fe32b5acca630a602f466a757ba054f%2Ftumblr_mjw3w7IGVa1rk2f5ro1_250.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=dcbc850b7fd90e6da72f65621e2c2631053ddec6249b46e2a0cfa6b602034549

 

[cheekygirl75]

I believe I might be too nosy for my own good sometimes…

 

[HollyS]

I also believe that an 11” cock is too much trouble! There is such a thing as too much of a good thing

I believe there are some areas of life in which medium is the best!

 

[SWR101]

I believe… I pulled a muscle in my left glute at the gym today

 

[cactusjack0584]

I believe if you haven’t had a drink in like 2 years… you get frisky and post your dick

 

[Taegul]

I believe I'm doing some drinking tonight just to keep me from posting dick pics. Is that really how it works?

 

[Mei5ter]

I believe that a man uses his right hand for just one thing in the morning. My needy little kitty believes I should be using it to give her a little rub instead...

I also believe that you're all pervs, and would point out that drinking coffee in bed while my cat headbutts my hand is fraught with danger.

 

[Mei5ter]

Oh. And until this coffee kicks in, I'm also so tired that I can easily believe six impossible things before breakfast.

In which case, Milliways it is. And the answer to "Had you will have been looking forward to it?" is yes.

 

[BrendaBear]

I believe if you haven’t had a drink in like 2 years… you get frisky and post your dick

Wait... Jack, do you mean "to post" like in the British sense? Like.... are you mailing your dick someplace?

Wait... I know you're a 'Merican...

Nevermind.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wait... Jack, do you mean "to post" like in the British sense? Like.... are you mailing your dick someplace?

Wait... I know you're a 'Merican...

Nevermind.

Don’t worry it’s gone now…
So now interpretation is irrelevant…

but also don’t check your mailbox… because I very well may have mailed a Polaroid of it….

 

[BongoGal]

I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract.

 

[QwertyMaster]

I believe that "Doomsman" is a better title than "Judge"

 

[Taegul]

I believe any woman who hits a laugh or love reaction to this post, does so because she wants to dance the horizontal tango.

I'm just being silly. I know it doesn't work that way. Maybe. You're damn right I'm checking to see who reacts. DUH!

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

I believe any woman who hits a laugh or love reaction to this post, does so because she wants to dance the horizontal tango.

I'm just being silly. I know it doesn't work that way. Maybe. You're damn right I'm checking to see who reacts. DUH!

I gotcha, boo.

Tee hee hee
TNT

 

[Taegul]

The depths I'll sink to for a laugh...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The depths I'll sink to for a laugh...

Sink to, or are sunk to?

 

[Taegul]

Sink to, or are sunk to?

I believe.....both.

 

[CuriousRick]

I believe Thursday should be Friday and all weekend 3 days!

 

[Wonderer67]

I believe work should be treated somewhere between toleration and a combination of the office and Seinfeld.

(not too seriously)

 

[Cruel_summer]

I believe people need to stop playing the victim and take accountability…

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I believe my mental health is fucking with me

 

[Cat]

I believe if I stare at the fridge long enough, a snack will manifest via dark magic.

Or.. I just need to walk into the kitchen a specific number of times (a prime number obviously), and then I would have figured out what it is I want to snack eat.

I would then have to repeat the procedure until said food/snack manifested.
Naturally...

 

[positiveflirt]

Or.. I just need to walk into the kitchen a specific number of times (a prime number obviously), and then I would have figured out what it is I want to snack eat.

I would then have to repeat the procedure until said food/snack manifested.
Naturally...

I believe I know why @Cat is in the kitchen so often