Anastasia1999
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Nope, I am still here.I believe the good ones are gone
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Nope, I am still here.I believe the good ones are gone
I believe that if I put a padlock on the fridge in the evening, I would be able to throw away all my big knickers.I believe if I stare at the fridge long enough, a snack will manifest via dark magic.
I believe that if I put a padlock on the fridge in the evening, I would be able to throw away all my big knickers.
I wish. My problem is that food disappears from said fridge unless it is put into a Tupperware box.But... Do the food magically appear in your fridge too?
(Ps. May I borrow your padlock? I mean.. cake!! In the fridge..)
I believe lots of sex also burns some of those caloriesI believe that if I put a padlock on the fridge in the evening, I would be able to throw away all my big knickers.
I believe you could be right.I believe lots of sex also burns some of those calories
I think we should perform some experiments. In the name of science!I believe you could be right.
I think we should perform some experiments. In the name of science!
Fun fact, some people refer to me as Santa JasonI believe in Santa Clause. If it wasn’t him, what old man’s lap was I sitting on and can I do it again?
Bring your lap over here. I want new shoes, SantaFun fact, some people refer to me as Santa Jason![]()
Whisper in my ear, what kind?Bring your lap over here. I want new shoes, Santa![]()
Boots, no more than one inch heel, pleaseeeeWhisper in my ear, what kind?
Are you a man? All you got to do is get the size, send pictures of shoes to me, tell me her astrology sign and I’ll hook you up bb. She will like them.it do be working not just size but what she will weartheres alot variables out there haha
i am a man and i know the size she wears and what kind cause i already been doing that but i apriciate the ready for help offer tho =D ...... but am curious what your idea would be Taurus ..Are you a man? All you got to do is get the size, send pictures of shoes to me, tell me her astrology sign and I’ll hook you up bb. She will like them.
You wouldn't want to be a science denier;-)Nice try!!![]()
Taurus- thesei am a man and i know the size she wears and what kind cause i already been doing that but i apriciate the ready for help offer tho =D ...... but am curious what your idea would be Taurus ..
hmm she might go for that .. last time got coachTaurus- these
https://onlinecuteshoes.com/products/taurus?variant=45474883371230
If they too pricey use the coupon code and don’t tell her
Coach?? Oh I didn’t know you were going that big. Mr. Fancy Azz Lickings.hmm she might go for that .. last time got coach
haha sometimes its worth it im frugal as fuck but i like what i like i rather spend and be happy then buying a bunch bullshit hahaCoach?? Oh I didn’t know you were going that big. Mr. Fancy Azz Lickings.
Let me know if it doesn’t work out. I’m a 8.5, Leo and I like boots!haha sometimes its worth it im frugal as fuck but i like what i like i rather spend and be happy then buying a bunch bullshit haha