I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that there are pages in my journal sharper than the edge of a sword.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the currently owned coffee grinder is used to mill down pretty much any other seeds, rather than actual coffee beans.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that mice appeared to have gotten into my scotch over the weekend.
 
I can not confirm or deny that I am VERY glad my office door has a lock on it today..
 
I cannot confirm or deny that, if you wear bangs, you save a third of your make-up products.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that we are about to go to war with Iran, ... or Syria, ... or North Korea, ... or the EU, ... or Mexico, ... or California.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that paying for sex is probably still cheaper than actually having a girlfriend.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that Fara and I each finished a bottle of wine tonight. If I COULD confirm it, I would tell you that hers was a cabernet and mine was a pinot grigio.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that Fara and I each finished a bottle of wine tonight. If I COULD confirm it, I would tell you that hers was a cabernet and mine was a pinot grigio.

I can not confirm or deny that this makes me smile. :)
 
I cannot confirm or deny that picking your nose is like masturbating. Everyone does it. No one likes to admit to doing it. And it's heavily frowned upon to do it in public with people watching you.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that Staples could stop selling staples and 99% of the population would never notice.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that PNWKitten's avatar really turns me on. Oh, to hell with it. I confirm it. Nice ass, young lady.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the scary part about losing your mind is that you won’t know it when it happens.
 
I cannot confirm or deny having fought a Sabertooth Fairy and having emerged victorious from such vicious duel.
 
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