I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that everyone has that one pair of underwear in their drawer that they will never decide to wear but won't throw out.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that wearing a mask probably makes it easier and less embarrassing to visit a sex shop.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that genie’s always find loopholes in what you wish for because people always find loopholes in the rules the genie makes.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that toilets are the politest place to fart, but toilets also make farts sound like a foghorn.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that you could probably feed a small country with all that uneaten pizza in porn.
 
I can't confirm or deny that my shirt is off and my breasts are out.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that it must be pretty embarrassing to be part of a group that even Walmart won’t allow inside.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the next poster has a HUGE crush on me and has been stalking me for the last 4 years.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the next poster has a HUGE crush on me and has been stalking me for the last 4 years.

No comment.

I cannot confirm or deny that I will be intently watching the Flyers game this afternoon
 
I cannot confirm or deny that when you have teenage sons, you stop asking why socks are missing from the laundry.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that since most animal noises are either sex noises or trying to get sex, having the power to understand animals is probably not as fun as you’d think.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that porn has helped a generation learn how to spell ‘amateur’ properly
 
I cannot confirm or deny that when you have teenage sons, you stop asking why socks are missing from the laundry.

Omg! And here I am, always blaming the laundry room sock monster! 😆🤣😆

I cannot confirm or deny that I absolutely know this but forgot.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the thing I love about my girlfriend is always just on the tip of my tongue.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that you can get salmonella from eating chicken but you cannot get chickenella from eating salmon.
 
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