I cannot confirm or deny that...

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that you can cook anything in the microwave if you're depressed enough.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that the owner of the testicles displayed on Wikipedia about testicles represents every man's balls.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that calling your dad a motherfucker technically isn’t an insult.

 

[JediSurfer]

I Cannot Confirm Nor Deny, that I’m thiiiiiis close to posting a full nude on here.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I Cannot Confirm Nor Deny, that I’m thiiiiiis close to posting a full nude on here.

I cannot confirm or deny that I'll be among those waiting for you to post.

 

[JediSurfer]

I cannot confirm not deny that I actually went and posted the rest of my AV somewhere else on Lit.

 

[Kat73]

I can't confirm or deny that I am touching myself discreetly.

 

[DeckardNYC]

I cannot confirm or deny that I started the weekend early

 

[PleasedToRead]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm typsy right now

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if you ejaculated every day for 5 years and made a dollar for every sperm cell emitted, you still wouldn’t be as rich as Jeff Bezos

 

[DeckardNYC]

I cannot confirm or deny that I put on Joe Jackson and I'm loving it

 

[PleasedToRead]

I cannot confirm or deny that mrbreastluver has the best responses

 

[DeckardNYC]

I cannot confirm or deny that you're obviously delusional and in need of an intervention.

 

[PleasedToRead]

I cannot confirm nor deny that you may be a hater

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if you have a sweaty ass then all wipes are wet wipes.

 

[PleasedToRead]

I cannot confirm or deny that I told you so

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am very close to paying off my mortgage...

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that wizards and witches who have Tourette’s Syndrome in the Harry Potter universe probably cast a lot of accidental spells.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that putting on a bra or t-shirt before underwear feels against the natural order of things.

 

[Leigh81]

I cannot confirm or deny that I've put more than 6,000 kms on my car in just over a month

 

[StrokeOfThePen]

I cannot confirm or deny that being deliriously horny is a great way to spend a Sunday morning.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that apartment walls, in the U.S., are 6" thick. The average erect penis is 5-6" long. Apartment dwellers live only one penis away from each other

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that dreaming about showing up to class naked is probably very confusing for kids being homeschooled.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that we touch our mobile phones more often than our dicks.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that even as a dude you could probably make a nice profit by buying new ladies panties, wearing them a couple of times and selling them to perverts for big cash.