I cannot confirm or deny that...

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that when you donate just the right amount of blood, an erection could kill you .

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that there’s a chance that wishes used to come true until someone wished that nobodies wishes came true anymore.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that ancient orgies must have had serious pregnancy implications.

 

[Taegul]

I cn not confirm or deny how it roylly sucks tht my keybord is missing the first letter of the lphbet.

 

[KinzyTaylor]

.....

 

[LizVegas79]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'm getting a one-size too small t-shirt made that says:

I Cleaning Up
His Messes​

I can confirm however that Taegul just made me LOL for realsies

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that baby announcements are also sex announcements.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that you may be the living proof of your father's inability to pull out.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that nothing about “counting sheep” implies they’re jumping over a fence

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that if you read an IKEA catalogue out loud, on Samhain eve, you end up summoning a four-headed Norse demon who won't retreat until it partakes in a sip of glögg and a bite of drömmar.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that soon, drug sniffing dogs will need to learn to ignore marijuana.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that shibari is essentially kinky finger crochet.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that for being so hideous Medusa sure made a lot of guys hard...

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that a compromise has been reached tonight.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny there might actually be a magic word, just no one has ever murmured it before

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that parking in a handicapped spot feels like fraud, but shitting in a handicapped stall feels like you upgraded to the luxury box.

 

[Asian_Flower]

I cannot confirm or deny that Hubby is a very satisfied man this morning.

 

[LizVegas79]

I cannot confirm or deny that I deleted a bunch of PM's from my Inbox so that hopefully it won't fill up so fast anymore.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that before we agree to enter 2021, we need to read the terms and conditions

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I might've to velcro down the sofa seats lest I am gifted with an extemporaneous, homely rendition of "Let It Snow".

 

[MrPractical]

I cannot confirm or deny that my collection of hand carved masks are the result of my appreciation of Picaso

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that some people don't step outside enough to simply bask in sunlight and it shows.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I cannot confirm or deny that some people don't step outside enough to simply bask in sunlight and it shows.

^^^^ brilliant.

 

[LizVegas79]

I cannot confirm or deny that some people don't step outside enough to simply bask in sunlight and it shows.

I actually can confirm it and won't deny it - some of the guests I see where I work are living, (barely) breathing ghosts

 

[bunny4med]

I cannot confirm or deny that if you drink enough scotch you become
dain bramaged.