"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Perv_Asshat]

I think I'd get more more pussy on lit if I only remembered the question isn't how does one get pussy on Lit, the question is how does pussy on Lit get me.

 

[Bry1313]

Have you tried telling them flowery stuff about their eyes? I still think my "your eyes are as blue as window cleaner" line is going work well. #nailedit

Please do not compliment me, I’ll get all awkward and then I’ll be afraid to send my dick.

 

[Shenanigans90]

I think I’d get more lit pussy if I was looking for a one night stand, hit it and quit it type of hook up. I prefer getting to know someone first and that typically results in friendships that I don’t want eboning to ruin.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Please do not compliment me, I’ll get all awkward and then I’ll be afraid to send my dick.

You've got such lovely legs! And your wit and charm and intellect come through on every post.

(insuring no accidental dick picks head my way! )

Oh, and I'd get more pussy, if I stopped flirting with the guys.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Please do not compliment me, I’ll get all awkward and then I’ll be afraid to send my dick.

but but your eyes are so red like my Tesla. I actually use nudity as a way to hide my awkwardness. Like a distraction.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Have you guys tried just asking? It worked out ok for me yesterday. The amount of dicks from asking is an adequate number.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You've got such lovely legs! And your wit and charm and intellect come through on every post.

(insuring no accidental dick picks head my way! )

Oh, and I'd get more pussy, if I stopped flirting with the guys.

well ya know, sometimes flirting with the guys gets you an invite that comes with pussy, so the strategy may actually be a valid one.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Please do not compliment me, I’ll get all awkward and then I’ll be afraid to send my dick.

The way you fuck sandwiches is outstanding

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Have you guys tried just asking? It worked out ok for me yesterday. The amount of dicks from asking is an adequate number.

Just asking for what you want, nah that can't possibly work. Waiting for mind readers is much more reliable.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I would probably get more if I wasn’t so wet and willing

 

[Bry1313]

Have you guys tried just asking? It worked out ok for me yesterday. The amount of dicks from asking is an adequate number.

When I close my eyes now all I see are spinning……..things……..damn you

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

When I close my eyes now all I see are spinning……..things……..damn you

Youre welcome

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I think NRJ would get more pussy if he stopped calling it snooch

Being fair, I've cut back a little on calling it snooch. I mostly call it vayanya. Hot right? I'll give you a minute to finish your hard squirting orgasm.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

The way you fuck sandwiches is outstanding

Sandwhich always knows its toast, he always spreads the mayo, and wonder bread is his favorite

 

[LIDiver]

#themoreyouknow #nowI'msendingindeedtwatrequests

 

[MedicalMuse]

I think I'd get more more pussy on lit if I only remembered the question isn't how does one get pussy on Lit, the question is how does pussy on Lit get me.

Can confirm.

 

[ICM8781]

I wasn't so busy with the dick/pussy I already get.

 

[ydahecnot]

Sandwhich always knows its toast, he always spreads the mayo, and wonder bread is his favorite

You sound like the Skinner

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I wasn't so busy with the dick/pussy I already get.

Likewise

 

[ydahecnot]

I wasn't so busy with the dick/pussy I already get.

Someone has a hybrid?

 

[30bandits]

if i knew how to do all this techie computer stuff.

 

[Nightbird]

If my internet didn't keep going down..

 

[ydahecnot]

If my internet didn't keep going down..

That’s not the thing that’s problematic if it goes down

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

When I close my eyes now all I see are spinning……..things……..damn you

indeed, isn't it grand.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Damn, this thread exploded! Hasn't even been 24 hours. I'm going to have to read back and I apologize in advance for the old posts I'll be bumping.

My answer to the question posed by @PrettyLilPussy19
I think I'd get more pussy if Lit were a bar instead of a website. (I get plenty of dick here already )