"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Nightbird]

Depends. We do actually have a lot of girls nights if I go to town. Though they are not "girls" nights anymore. Things like high heels nights and shaved leg nights, which actually adds to the humor. But I usually end up forgetting where I left my car, and have you ever tried to like sneak out, only to get outside and find you have no idea where your car is? Well let me tell you, it doesn't help that awkward morning after to be all "so um man, wake up dude, where is my car?" Redneck bars are closer, but no ladies nights, but I never forget where my car is.

I live in a pretty small town, the parking lots are too small to actually lose your car.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I actually responded to most of my PMs instead of my box mostly being a place where pervy thoughts go to die.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I live in a pretty small town, the parking lots are too small to actually lose your car.

I can see that. My issue with downtown is there are a lot of bars. So you end up meeting people who are all, "lets go to that bar", then another group and another bar, then another, and then you wake up at 5am with no idea where you left your car, hoping you remembered to record yourself a message.

 

[LIDiver]

Am i under thinking it but I think the people who want more dick should simply hook up with the people who want more pussy?

 

[Nightbird]

Am i under thinking it but I think the people who want more dick should simply hook up with the people who want more pussy?

If it were only that simple.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Am i under thinking it but I think the people who want more dick should simply hook up with the people who want more pussy?

I suspect it is often a case of "been there, done that" and "been there, all ready doing that". Some people are just really thirsty and all.

 

[SixShooter14]

Am i under thinking it but I think the people who want more dick should simply hook up with the people who want more pussy?

Unfortunately, I don't think there's are any litsters in my town. In fact none anywhere near my town. Gas/airfare is expensive and then obviously the risk meeting a serial killer in BFE Montana usually puts them off.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Have you guys tried just asking? It worked out ok for me yesterday. The amount of dicks from asking is an adequate number.

Just asking for what you want, nah that can't possibly work. Waiting for mind readers is much more reliable.

I know right? That's just rediculous. She should be able to read my mind, and then immediately be turned on by what I want and act upon it accordingly.
I've been trying to explain this to Mrs. Sailor for well over 30 years. You know, she can read my mind when I'm thinking about having another cookie, why the fuck can't she read my mind when I'm thinking "I need a blow job"? sheesh.

I'd get more pussy if I just communicated what I needed better. (Man, I've got a lot of flaws.....)

 

[13Fantasies]

@MedicalMuse would get more Lit Dick, including mine, if she quits insisting we all turn our heads and cough first.

Do the check-up AFTER!

 

[kentuckymtnman]

<<checks inbox>>

Weird! It got lost in the mail!

Maybe I’d be more successful if I had the nerve actually PM people!

 

[MedicalMuse]

@MedicalMuse would get more Lit Dick, including mine, if she quits insisting we all turn our heads and cough first.

Do the check-up AFTER!

Have you been talking to @muddler35 again?

 

[13Fantasies]

Have you been talking to @muddler35 again?

No. He's busy fucking sandwiches, right? Or running from JJ?

Getting everyone confused!

 

[OtherMan]

You know, she can read my mind when I'm thinking about having another cookie, why the fuck can't she read my mind when I'm thinking "I need a blow job"? sheesh.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I just spit coffee everywhere!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I just spit coffee everywhere!

And this brings up another point... Swallowing vs spitting....
Honestly though, if I'm getting a BJ, I don't really care.... I mean, right guys? Seriously, you gonna complain about that???

I'd get more pussy if I didn't say things like that....

 

[Nightbird]

And this brings up another point... Swallowing vs spitting....
Honestly though, if I'm getting a BJ, I don't really care.... I mean, right guys? Seriously, you gonna complain about that???

I'd get more pussy if I didn't say things like that....

Oh I much prefer if they swallow.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oh I much prefer if they swallow.

Are you going to crow about this? (see what I did there...that's a joke...)

I'd get more pussy if I didn't tell stupid dad jokes....

 

[SixShooter14]

And this brings up another point... Swallowing vs spitting....
Honestly though, if I'm getting a BJ, I don't really care.... I mean, right guys? Seriously, you gonna complain about that???

I'd get more pussy if I didn't say things like that....

It's true, I honestly don't care.

Nothing sexy (to me) about a girl swallowing when it's clear she's uncomfortable with it.

 

[OtherMan]

I think I post too many poems, and now it’s assumed my “dirty talk” must sound like a humping, thrusting Dr. Seuss…

(It doesn’t btw)

 

[Nightbird]

It's true, I honestly don't care.

Nothing sexy (to me) about a girl swallowing when it's clear she's uncomfortable with it.

That's a good point I mean I wouldnt want her to gag or throw up or anything.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think I post too many poems, and now it’s assumed my “dirty talk” must sound like a humping, thrusting Dr. Seuss…

(It doesn’t btw)

Well damn, I didn't even know I wanted dirty humping thrusting Dr Seuss sounding dirty talk until I saw this, and then, right after, I learn I can't have it. sigh.

 

[SixShooter14]

That's a good point I mean I wouldnt want her to gag or throw up or anything.

or gets it in the mouth and then immediately runs to the sink/toilet to spit it out. (Not sexy to me)
But there are ways to make spitting sexy... so that's what counts in my book.

 

[Nightbird]

or gets it in the mouth and then immediately runs to the sink/toilet to spit it out. (Not sexy to me)
But there are ways to make spitting sexy... so that's what counts in my book.

Exactly I would rather not get a blow job at all if shes that disgusted by it.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well jesus christ, now not only does a bitch have to look sexy while she is sucking a guy off, she has too look sexy after. A woman's work is never done.

 

[SixShooter14]

Exactly I would rather not get a blow job at all if shes that disgusted by it.

I wouldn't go that far. I knew a girl that loved sucking cock but couldn't stand the taste/texture of semen. But facials and pearl necklaces are good too!

 

[SixShooter14]

Well jesus christ, now not only does a bitch have to look sexy while she is sucking a guy off, she has too look sexy after. A woman's work is never done.

I don't believe looks were mentioned...

I prefer her to be comfortable with the actions she takes, whatever that looks like