"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[LIDiver]

If my internet didn't keep going down..

Anyone care to take a swing at this slowly lobbed softball?

 

[ydahecnot]

Damn, this thread exploded! Hasn't even been 24 hours. I'm going to have to read back and I apologize in advance for the old posts I'll be bumping.

My answer to the question posed by @PrettyLilPussy19
I think I'd get more pussy if Lit were a bar instead of a website. (I get plenty of dick here already )

Hehe…he said “exploded”

 

[ydahecnot]

That’s not the thing that’s problematic if it goes down

Anyone care to take a swing at this slowly lobbed softball?

That’s what I do

 

[LIDiver]

Hehe…he said “exploded”

….and “bumping”!

 

[LIDiver]

That’s what I do

well played.

 

[SixShooter14]

...

My answer to the question posed by @PrettyLilPussy19
I think I'd get more pussy if Lit were a bar instead of a website. (I get plenty of dick here already )

Right? I mean, I probably wouldn't but the chances would improve.

 

[Nightbird]

I don't know, I think bars are over rated. But then again I can't dance so who knows.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

oh I have to disagree. Bars used to be the best pick up spots. They don't work right anymore. I think there is a generational issue now.

 

[SixShooter14]

I don't know, I think bars are over rated. But then again I can't dance so who knows.

Can you drink? That's what we do at bars...

 

[Nightbird]

Can you drink? That's what we do at bars...

Yes, but I don't like beer and it's cheaper to make my own drinks at home.

 

[SixShooter14]

Yes, but I don't like beer and it's cheaper to make my own drinks at home.

That's true... But while I know my chances of getting laid at the bar are low... They are infinitely higher than my chances at home.


And, I know people there. I know the bartenders, I often see coworkers or other folks that I know from around town.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Right? I mean, I probably wouldn't but the chances would improve.

You come to my bar, I will take care of that

 

[Bry1313]

Yes, but I don't like beer and it's cheaper to make my own drinks at home.

Well the challenge is people aren’t at your house. If you want to stay home, dating apps.

 

[Nightbird]

That's true... But while I know my chances of getting laid at the bar are low... They are infinitely higher than my chances at home.

This is true

 

[Nightbird]

Well the challenge is people aren’t at your house. If you want to stay home, dating apps.

Dating apps are worse than bars..

 

[Bbl87]

Have you guys tried just asking? It worked out ok for me yesterday. The amount of dicks from asking is an adequate number.

Only adequate? No man ever wants to hear that.

 

[SixShooter14]

Have you guys tried just asking? It worked out ok for me yesterday. The amount of dicks from asking is an adequate number.

But I don't want to see dicks...

 

[ydahecnot]

Only adequate? No man ever wants to hear that.

“I want to fuck and suck your adequate cock all night long.”

I’m good with “adequate” in that context

 

[Bbl87]

“I want to fuck and suck your adequate cock all night long.”

I’m good with “adequate” in that context

I mean, fair. If I'm getting my dick sucked she can say whatever she wants. Although if she's sucking my dick, she'd be talking with her mouth full which is both not polite and usually hard to understand. I really need to think through these things...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yes, but I don't like beer and it's cheaper to make my own drinks at home.

I find bars to be cheaper actually #ChickPerks

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Have you guys tried just asking? It worked out ok for me yesterday. The amount of dicks from asking is an adequate number.

I need to spend some time at the gym so I can get some fresh cockalanche material.

 

[Nightbird]

I find bars to be cheaper actually #ChickPerks

Ah guys buy you drinks or is there a Girls Night?

 

[Coranhorn]

I'd get more if I spent more time on the forums

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ah guys buy you drinks or is there a Girls Night?

Depends. We do actually have a lot of girls nights if I go to town. Though they are not "girls" nights anymore. Things like high heels nights and shaved leg nights, which actually adds to the humor. But I usually end up forgetting where I left my car, and have you ever tried to like sneak out, only to get outside and find you have no idea where your car is? Well let me tell you, it doesn't help that awkward morning after to be all "so um man, wake up dude, where is my car?" Redneck bars are closer, but no ladies nights, but I never forget where my car is.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Well the challenge is people aren’t at your house. If you want to stay home, dating apps.

For me, the challenge isn't people being or not being at my house. The challenge is the people who are at the other Litster's house.