"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Nightbird]

I wouldn't go that far. I knew a girl that loved sucking cock but couldn't stand the taste/texture of semen. But facials and pearl necklaces are good too!

Ohh I hadnt considered that.

 

[Taegul]

I've learned so much the last few days. I never knew pussy was so mesmerized by helicopter dick.

 

[OtherMan]

Well damn, I didn't even know I wanted dirty humping thrusting Dr Seuss sounding dirty talk until I saw this, and then, right after, I learn I can't have it. sigh.

Hahahahahahaha!

I JUST DID get the coffee cleaned up from the last time!

Fuck that was funny… the sigh…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Fuckin A.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I don't believe looks were mentioned...

I prefer her to be comfortable with the actions she takes, whatever that looks like

but but "But there are ways to make spitting sexy... so that's what counts in my book."

so if we are not making spitting look sexy, are we making it sound sexy. I mean I am kind of lazy, so I just swallow, but sure I can try to make spitting sound sexy. I picture it going oh so well.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I've learned so much the last few days. I never knew pussy was so mesmerized by helicopter dick.

how are you just learning this? pussy loves dangly swinging things.

 

[Nightbird]

but but "But there are ways to make spitting sexy... so that's what counts in my book."

so if we are not making spitting look sexy, are we making it sound sexy. I mean I am kind of lazy, so I just swallow, but sure I can try to make spitting sound sexy. I picture it going oh so well.

You could always spit it onto his penis like they do in porns?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think I'd get more dick on Lit if only I wasn't the type of girl who wants Dr. Suess style dirty talk and makes random threats of trying to make spitting sound sexy.

 

[SixShooter14]

but but "But there are ways to make spitting sexy... so that's what counts in my book."

so if we are not making spitting look sexy, are we making it sound sexy. I mean I am kind of lazy, so I just swallow, but sure I can try to make spitting sound sexy. I picture it going oh so well.

Nah... Just being comfortable and enjoying what you're doing is sexy (to me at least)


And no, the humor of your post was not lost on me...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You could always spit it onto his penis like they do in porns?

sounds good in theory, but somehow I know I am going to end up having to clean something that way.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Well jesus christ, now not only does a bitch have to look sexy while she is sucking a guy off, she has too look sexy after. A woman's work is never done.

You can always blow me. I close my eyes so I can enjoy it.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You can always blow me. I close my eyes so I can enjoy it.

well ya know, that is kind of nice. it helps with the whole eye contact thing, like looking up at him with his dick in your mouth is sexy until it is too much, then it gets weird, and having to find that line of looking at him but not staring at him.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Well jesus christ, now not only does a bitch have to look sexy while she is sucking a guy off, she has too look sexy after. A woman's work is never done.

All women look sexy all the time. I'm standing by this. yup, yup I am....

but but "But there are ways to make spitting sexy... so that's what counts in my book."

so if we are not making spitting look sexy, are we making it sound sexy. I mean I am kind of lazy, so I just swallow, but sure I can try to make spitting sound sexy. I picture it going oh so well.

LMAO...I'm sure whatever you do, it will be wonderful.

I think I'd get more dick on Lit if only I wasn't the type of girl who wants Dr. Suess style dirty talk and makes random threats of trying to make spitting sound sexy.

I'll fuck you in the house,
I'll fuck you in your blouse,
I'll fuck you doggie style,
I'll fuck you for a mile!

And see above about about spitting.

I'd get more pussy if I could rhyme in iambic pentameter.

 

[emperor0379]

I'd get more if I had even one ounce of game.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I'd get way more play if I went about it like this.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'd get way more play if I went about it like this.

@Bbl87
Does this work for you?

 

[VoraciousValue]

I think I'd get more dick on Lit if only I wasn't the type of girl who wants Dr. Suess style dirty talk and makes random threats of trying to make spitting sound sexy.

Would you eat them from her box?
Would you eat them with other cocks?

Not from her box. Not with other cocks.
Not with lube. Not from a boob.
I will not do it with a bomb
I will not do it with your mom
I do not like green eggs and cum
I do not like them, Sam-I, um. . . .

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Only adequate? No man ever wants to hear that.

The number of dicks were adequate. The quality was superb.

 

[Bbl87]

The number of dicks were adequate. The quality was superb.

Glad you didn't need mine to bring up the quality.

 

[OtherMan]

Would you eat them from her box?
Would you eat them with other cocks?

My turn…


The wanton whimperquiffalous
fulliciously aspread

Lays liquilanguimorphorous
On longfullgracious bed

And dictafullative awaits
And dentinviting begs

For oralinguibationates
That jelliform the legs.



Seuss out!

 

[MatMacL616]

I think I’d get more Lit Pussy if I had a pussy instead of a dick.

Cold hard (or hot wet?) facts

 

[MatMacL616]

I think I'd get more dick on Lit if only I wasn't the type of girl who wants Dr. Suess style dirty talk and makes random threats of trying to make spitting sound sexy.

That sounds like a recipe for a smorgasbord of dick. That can’t just be me right?

 

[ydahecnot]

The number of dicks were adequate. The quality was superb.

Nice save

 

[Lmizzler]

I'd get more dick if I wasn't drowning in pussy

I’d be happy drowning that way!

 

[VoraciousValue]

I'd get more dick if I wasn't drowning in pussy

I’d be happy drowning that way!

What a way to go!

 

[MrsPassion]

I’d be getting more picks and dussy if I didn’t have so many typos.