"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Lmizzler]

I’d be getting more picks and dussy if I didn’t have so many typos.

It’s ducking nuts.

 

[Bbl87]

I'd get more dick if I wasn't drowning in pussy

Now THERES a way to go.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Id get more dick and pussy if I wasn't so busy posting joke videos.

Also... can someone define what "getting more dick on Lit" or "getting more pussy on Lit" means? Ive gotten a lot of Dick Clark pictures

 

[SixShooter14]

Id get more dick and pussy if I wasn't so busy posting joke videos.

Also... can someone define what "getting more dick on Lit" or "getting more pussy on Lit" means? Ive gotten a lot of Dick Clark pictures

I was wondering the same...

I took it to mean in-person fucking. But I doubt that was the intent.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

I’d be getting more picks and dussy if I didn’t have so many typos.

Your typos are though!

 

[VoraciousValue]

I was wondering the same...

I took it to mean in-person fucking. But I doubt that was the intent.

I was thinking more online/audio sex.

AUDIO SEX?! WHERE?!?!?!

 

[SixShooter14]

I was thinking more online/audio sex.

AUDIO SEX?! WHERE?!?!?!

Idk....**********?

Only audio I've done was phone sex... But I've done a good bit of that

Edit: I guess thats a bad word, lol
Um, an online web cam service

 

[VoraciousValue]

Idk....**********?

Only audio I've done was phone sex... But I've done a good bit of that

I miss phone sex. I love it!

 

[Bbl87]

Also... can someone define what "getting more dick on Lit" or "getting more pussy on Lit" means? Ive gotten a lot of Dick Clark pictures

Probably depends in the person. Might just be naughty chatting. Might be shared pics/videos. Might be phone sex, or video chatting (watching or both participating). That's what I've always assumed, everyone has their own thing they're looking for.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Id get more dick and pussy if I wasn't so busy posting joke videos.

Also... can someone define what "getting more dick on Lit" or "getting more pussy on Lit" means? Ive gotten a lot of Dick Clark pictures

I assume it means e-boning. But truth is there hasn't been a solid definition of that, and there was a whole thread dedicated to it. Everyone has there own definition. I have just accepted I bounce around lit not knowing who I am e-boning

 

[ydahecnot]

Id get more dick and pussy if I wasn't so busy posting joke videos.

Also... can someone define what "getting more dick on Lit" or "getting more pussy on Lit" means? Ive gotten a lot of Dick Clark pictures

“It has a good beat but you can’t dance to it. I give it a 70”

 

[StacyLeigh]

...I were less of a princess.

I disagree - princesses can do very well here. The key is to take breaks from polishing your tiara every once in a while

 

[Mei5ter]

polishing your tiara

...is my new favourite euphemism.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Am i under thinking it but I think the people who want more dick should simply hook up with the people who want more pussy?

The problem with this is that nobody admits they are here for the dick or the pussy. They are only here for the “stories”

 

[AmberLGreen]

or gets it in the mouth and then immediately runs to the sink/toilet to spit it out. (Not sexy to me)
But there are ways to make spitting sexy... so that's what counts in my book.

I haven’t found many men who like me spitting it in their face. Apparently it is good moisturiser for me but not for them

 

[AmberLGreen]

but but "But there are ways to make spitting sexy... so that's what counts in my book."

so if we are not making spitting look sexy, are we making it sound sexy. I mean I am kind of lazy, so I just swallow, but sure I can try to make spitting sound sexy. I picture it going oh so well.

You could try gargling it to a favourite song

 

[Bbl87]

The problem with this is that nobody admits they are here for the dick or the pussy. They are only here for the “stories”

Nah, I came for the stories, stayed for the pussy. Also came for some of the pussy. Or to it. But whatever.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You could try gargling it to a favourite song

so on the to do list. next complete blow job.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Cupcake recipes, actually.

People keep thinking I'm making that up. But pretty much everything I've learned about baking came from Lit. And...places.

In fairness, its easier to ask a man to supply you with cum than expecting him to find the correct brand of hyaluronic acid cleanser. And it's cheaper, saving more money for gin!

I know quite a bit about whipping cream for the perfect Victoria sponge

I need somebody who can supply both a day and a night cream and a weekly deep facial

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I disagree - princesses can do very well here. The key is to take breaks from polishing your tiara every once in a while

Yup! Stop polishing your tiara and start polishing a knob.

(And hi @StacyLeigh )

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Lit pussy and Lit dick require one to be drunk apparently. Lets get LIT!

 

[jackburns]

... if I hadn't lost all my interpersonal skills in the pandemic. Or maybe I never had any in the first place. Meh. I think i'll have an apple.

 

[Bbl87]

Lit pussy and Lit dick require one to be drunk apparently. Lets get LIT!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Lit pussy and Lit dick require one to be drunk apparently. Lets get LIT!

So that's my problem--I don't drink!

 

[mellowyellows]

I was a part of the cool kids club.