"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Bry1313]

I’d get so much more pussy on Lit if people would stop posting rumors of me and sandwich products

 

[VoraciousValue]

Have you guys tried just asking? It worked out ok for me yesterday. The amount of dicks from asking is an adequate number.

You didn't ask me. Or did you and I just missed it?

 

[ashesatwork]

If I was just in one of those cool cliques

 

[Bisexguy70]

If i only lived next door to the litsters. Been many of PMs where we said..wish i was closer. Imagine saying, hey just next door, cum on over lets play!

 

[OtherMan]

Wait a sec here… there’s NOT a “one per customer” policy????

Seriously???

This kinda information really needs to be prominently fuckin’ posted… maybe an orientation video?!?!? Something. Jeeeeeez.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I’d be getting more picks and dussy if I didn’t have so many typos.

*slaps hand with ruler for every typing error*

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Id get more dick and pussy if I wasn't so busy posting joke videos.

Also... can someone define what "getting more dick on Lit" or "getting more pussy on Lit" means? Ive gotten a lot of Dick Clark pictures

Now you can add Dick Van Dyke to the list.... you're welcomeView attachment 2234288

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

If only I had time to keep up with the chat room threads.

Lol right? I pop in every now and then but sometimes I can't really keep up.

If i only lived next door to the litsters. Been many of PMs where we said..wish i was closer. Imagine saying, hey just next door, cum on over lets play!

Lol seriously. Lit would be an entirely different experience if teleportation were involved.

 

[ydahecnot]

I was a part of the cool kids club.

If I was just in one of those cool cliques

If only I had time to keep up with the chat room threads.

These would normally have brought a kerfuffle by now

 

[Mr_bogey]

I need to spend some time at the gym so I can get some fresh cockalanche material.

Til you can get there, maybe this will hold you over.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Am i under thinking it but I think the people who want more dick should simply hook up with the people who want more pussy?

We don't want to solve the issue, we want to bitch about needing more dick/pussy.

 

[ydahecnot]

uhhh... one of these things is not like the others...

Usually we would have gotten the “just jump in whenever” from someone and then someone else saying it’s hard to just jump in to an established group that moves so fast. Not the same but a corollary

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

These would normally have brought a kerfuffle by now

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I was much better at kerfuffling.

 

[SixShooter14]

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I was much better at kerfuffling.

oh Justa.... I bet you're an amazing kerfuffluffer!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

oh Justa.... I bet you're an amazing kerfuffluffer!

Well I thought I was a decent keffuffluffer until I came to lit. I now know I have much to learn about kefuffling until I can become a master kerfuffluffer.

 

[GallantWriter]

Well I thought I was a decent keffuffluffer until I came to lit. I now know I have much to learn about kefuffling until I can become a master kerfuffluffer.

If anyone can become a master kerfuffler, it's you Justa.

 

[SixShooter14]

Well I thought I was a decent keffuffluffer until I came to lit. I now know I have much to learn about kefuffling until I can become a master kerfuffluffer.

practice, practice, practice... we believe in you!

 

[ydahecnot]

Well I thought I was a decent keffuffluffer until I came to lit. I now know I have much to learn about kefuffling until I can become a master kerfuffluffer.

All the boys like your kerfuffles

 

[Nightbird]

I think I'd get more dick on lit if only I was much better at kerfuffling.

You are the best Kerfluffiler that ever Kerfluffled

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think I’d get more Lit pussy if i reciprocated

 

[ydahecnot]

No I get it. I just don't have the time!

I still wish we had the 5,000-post limit. People were often inventive in naming the latest version of a long-running thread

 

[OtherMan]

Well I thought I was a decent keffuffluffer until I came to lit. I now know I have much to learn about kefuffling until I can become a master kerfuffluffer.

The puffy muff kerfluffeler
found stuffing fairly tough
‘til fluffeled in the muffler
now flufflings not enough.



I think that’s from One Fish, Two Fish, Bed Fish, Blew Fish… if I’m not mistaken.

 

[Bry1313]

I was a part of the cool kids club.

Wait there is a cool kids club? I never get invited to the fun parties. That must be why I don’t get more pussy.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

If I wasn’t so picky.

 

[OtherMan]

If I wasn’t so picky.

Picky… is what makes it so damn fun.