"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

I think I'd get more pussy on Lit if I learned Peter Jackson's LOTR camera techniques to manipulate size. Then I could turn a hobbit into an ogre. A one-eyed ogre. Ok, a cyclops. Can someone get Gandalf away from my cyclops please?
 
If words thoughts and ideas flowed to my fingertips as easily as they dance around my cerebral subway system abd then of coarse hit SEND
 
If I spammed every new account created with the message "hey". Lit chicks LOVE one-word PMs, amirite ladies?

And as always...unsolicited dick pics. Quantity > quality. But dress him up a bit. Top hat/neck tie/sport coat. All great ideas for dressing that dick up for the photo shoot.
 
If I stopped being such a good friend.
Friends are important though, and they tend to last longer.

though, yeah, sex is more fun....

oh, I guess I should keep with the thread - umm, if I had social skills and the ability to "get a clue".
 
Tell me what's holding you back from getting more Lit tail than you'd like.

Are you always putting your foot in your mouth? Scaring the Lit ladies away with your knife collection? Confessing your love after two PMs? Is your cock too damn intimidating? C'mon tell me.
I have caught some feelings a little quick. Lol
 
Given the apparent scarcity of Litsters in my area, it doesn't seem that there's a reasonable answer for me to provide to this!
 
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