"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Lmizzler]

If I was better at moving from friend zone to filth zone.

 

[MagicFlute]

They would need to be top notch nudies to get the boutique snooch. If you want to send me some samples, I could be your personal “nudie snooch catcher chooser”

Promise?

 

[MagicFlute]

I would get more pussy on lit if I wasn't married already

 

[Indie]

If I wasn't a dopey hot mess.

 

[Trubbycat]

If I wasn't a dopey hot mess.

Oh please, you could melt the internet.

 

[ydahecnot]

…I could ranch better

 

[LostHorizon]

Id get more dick if someone lived on Long Island!

I live on Long Island

 

[Pad_Foot]

Dick and JANE people. A Jane looks nothing like a pussy or a puddy twat... I mean puddy tat.

 

[5by5]

If I had a thread where men could sign up for Skype sex and I did multiple sessions per day per guy

 

[Booboobear84]

If I had a thread where men could sign up for Skype sex and I did multiple sessions per day per guy

So you have plenty of demand (I'm sure that's true), but you need to organize to improve operational efficiency?

 

[sister jenny]

…wasn’t being myself all the time.
Feel like I need to play the game better.

 

[Booboobear84]

…wasn’t being myself all the time.
Feel like I need to play the game better.

I don't know, I find yourself quite appealing, your problem is you have standards;-)

 

[JackKingOff]

If I did not care so much

 

[IARainman]

…wasn’t being myself all the time.
Feel like I need to play the game better.

Depends on your goals

 

[5by5]

…wasn’t being myself all the time.
Feel like I need to play the game better.

Hopefully it's not that deep, but no, I don't know you BUT I'd take the real you over any supped up version of you.

 

[EricaLynch]

If I was more open...in more ways then one.

 

[may_I_please]

I hung around, and posted more pics

 

[Lord Pmann]

I didn’t have such a shitty personality.

 

[Lord Pmann]

The answer is the same as it always has been. I would need to be someone completely different.

That doesn’t work. You’re always going to be you. So, just be the best version of yourself.

 

[WerdNerd]

I couldn't possibly get more dick or pussy on Lit than I already do. Believe me, I've tried.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dude this actually is the best me. Embarrassing eh?

Nah. Not embarrassing. But I truly believe that if you expect the worst outcome, it’s what you’ll get. Self-fulfilling prophecy and all that jazz. Or jizz.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nah. Not embarrassing. But I truly believe that if you expect the worst outcome, it’s what you’ll get. Self-fulfilling prophecy and all that jazz. Or jizz.

Self-fulfilling jizz?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Self-fulfilling jizz?

If you build it, they will cum.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I had a 2nd dick. I can hardly handle all the e-pussy thrown my way.

 

[Booboobear84]

If I were less of a pussy and less of a dick