"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Pad_Foot]

If I weren’t married
If my chest wasn’t hairy
If I wasn’t open ok..pushy about..some kinks
If I was more coherent
If I was less obnoxiously clingy?
Am I?! seems likely
If I just wasn’t me

 

[Bbl87]

If I had a thread where men could sign up for Skype sex and I did multiple sessions per day per guy

I definitely think you'd have quite the full schedule!

 

[Bbl87]

If I weren’t married

This one is probably true of me.

Honestly, if it wasn't the case, there are people I would have met in person by now.

 

[MindYaBitness]

This one is probably true of me.

Honestly, if it wasn't the case, there are people I would have met in person by now.

Same

 

[Bbl87]

Same

You among them. For coffee and tea of course.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You among them. For coffee and tea of course.

Absolutely, "Totally innocent, no funny business, just full sex."

 

[LostGirlTink]

I didn’t tell anyone who PMs me something sexual to fuck off

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I didn’t tell anyone who PMs me something sexual to fuck off

Feel free to borrow any of the “fuck off” memes posted in the “What do you meme?” thread last night!

 

[Jaime_H]

I didn't want to be told to fuck off.....

 

[Bbl87]

Absolutely, "Totally innocent, no funny business, just full sex."

I feel like you know me.

 

[Bry1313]

Absolutely, "Totally innocent, no funny business, just full sex."

Coffee with you sounds so much more fun than with my other friends

 

[CuriousRick]

I wish I knew! So many positive chats then I get ghosted.

 

[BrendaBear]

…if I didn’t suck… oh… wait… poor choice of words there…

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If I weren’t married

This one is probably true of me.

Honestly, if it wasn't the case, there are people I would have met in person by now.

Same

Id like to think Id be getting way less Lit dick and way more real dick if I wasnt married.

 

[Bbl87]

Id like to think Id be getting way less Lit dick and way more real dick if I wasnt married.

I would say the same, except with pussy.

 

[VincentFloyd]

If I logged in more than once a week

 

[Shenanigans90]

If eboning was more important than friendships to me.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

...If only I would ask for it.

 

[RandallOldman]

... I tried.

 

[hulmule]

Had a profile picture and better English lol

 

[Shenanigans90]

If I wasn’t so damn shy.

 

[Photog1rl]

If I wasn’t so damn shy.

Is this supposed to make me giggle?

 

[needfulgrl3126]

If most of the ones I connect with didn't lived so far away!!!

 

[Shenanigans90]

Is this supposed to make me giggle?

It was a lame attempt to get wanton women to make the first move. I’m always trying to be innovative.

 

[Photog1rl]

It was a lame attempt to get wanton women to make the first move. I’m always trying to be innovative.

This doesn’t seem to be your style
I’d say lead with a good joke.

Women like a man that will take charge-right from the beginning. Maybe a good dick pick or a photo of your family-both are awesome conversation starters.
You could always send your address.


Also, I’m probably the last person to take advice from but I did leave you one true nugget.