I want a new guitar

[Chadrone]

You're a brain-damaged idiot.

Another Democrat.....also hates whitee and loves communism.

Imagine that!!! it's almost like lefties are lefties.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Another Democrat.....also hates whitee and loves communism.

Imagine that!!! it's almost like lefties are lefties.

You being a brain-damaged idiot has nothing to do with political affiliation. Your retardedness is non-partisan.

 

[SebastianHolt]

You being a brain-damaged idiot has nothing to do with political affiliation. Your retardedness is non-partisan.

think that we all know you suffer from a grave mental illness

 

[DeluxAuto]

think that we all know you suffer from a grave mental illness

You and ChanBot should hook up unless you're a fat goth chick. The last one ruined him, as you can see by his behavior here.

 

[Chadrone]

You and ChanBot should hook up unless you're a fat goth chick. The last one ruined him, as you can see by his behavior here.

LOL someone is insecure they bring nothing to the band but bad vibes......

 

[Chadrone]

You being a brain-damaged idiot has nothing to do with political affiliation. Your retardedness is non-partisan.

Triggered commie makes dumb commie noises.

 

[Chadrone]

One day.....I'll come across a Jazzmaster that can hold a tune, and when I do....I'll probably still put it back on the wall and say "that's cool, but never again.".

 

[HisArpy]

Because bassist and drummers get a disproportionately low ammount of groupie action when compared to the lead singers and guitarist....... and that's not FAIR!!!

We need action and social justice for the victims of evil lead singers and autocratic guitarist oppressors!!

Ah, I see.

Did I mention that guitars suck? Nothing but common, low brow, easy peasy, noise makers, for the tin-eared crowd-filled smokey back room scene.

<-- knows how to play a real instrument (or two).

 

[eric_erosfan]

Stupid fucking MAGAtards don't play music.

 

[John_von_Neumann]

<-- knows how to play a real instrument (or two).

Your landlord's cock doesn't count.

 

[Chadrone]

Ah, I see.

Did I mention that guitars suck? Nothing but common, low brow, easy peasy, noise makers, for the tin-eared crowd-filled smokey back room scene.

<-- knows how to play a real instrument (or two).

Stupid fucking MAGAtards don't play music.

Nobody accused wigger slam of being music but it's better than anything you've ever made.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I have several Gibsons & Epiphones L.P.. My fav is my 80's Epi custom black beauty

I have a Seagull Artist. I like a fat neck.

 

[HisArpy]

Your landlord's cock doesn't count.

Well, at least when you play with my landlord's cock, you're not playing with yourself like you normally do.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Well, at least when you play with my landlord's cock, you're not playing with yourself like you normally do.

Take a creative writing course at the junior college.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Well, at least when you play with my landlord's cock, you're not playing with yourself like you normally do.

Is that how you justify it to yourself?

 

[HisArpy]

Take a creative writing course at the junior college.

You should learn how to speel instead of spew like you do now.

 

[HisArpy]

Is that how you justify it to yourself?

Who am I to try to tell someone who they can and can't role play as a street hooker with?

If you wanna suck my landlord's cock, I'm not going to stop you.

 

[latecomer91364]

Anyway...I ordered on for my niece. I hope it's not a pig. I'll let you know. Lol.

Does your niece have big hands? I have big hands, and the one time I had to play a Les Paul (my Gibson 335 fell over at a gig and broke its neck), I hated it - the fretboard was too wide and it was way too heavy.

Still, it's purty...

 

[DeluxAuto]

You should learn how to speel instead of spew like you do now.

That won't help your shitty rape stories be less shitty, Derpy.

 

[Rotadom]

Does your niece have big hands? I have big hands, and the one time I had to play a Les Paul (my Gibson 335 fell over at a gig and broke its neck), I hated it - the fretboard was too wide and it was way too heavy.

Still, it's purty...

You have big hands but the fretboard on the LP was too wide?

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

Thought you should know. You're welcome

Electric or acoustic?

 

[latecomer91364]

You have big hands but the fretboard on the LP was too wide?

Yeah. Way too wide. What's your point?

 

[Rotadom]

Yeah. Way too wide. What's your point?

Just curious, .

 

[Saint_Ann]

Does your niece have big hands? I have big hands, and the one time I had to play a Les Paul (my Gibson 335 fell over at a gig and broke its neck), I hated it - the fretboard was too wide and it was way too heavy.

Still, it's purty...

She plays bass clarinet, so, I guess.

 

[Chadrone]

Yeah. Way too wide. What's your point?

LP's are short scale guitars and have the exact same scale and fretboard radius as the 335.... sans a few early vintage models which had a 9.5" fretboard radius but those are exceedingly rare.

Literally as small as it gets without going to the kiddy geeetaurx.

If you want wide n' heavy...REAL thiCCCtardation.....chungalita supreme.... you gotta get a multiscale 9 string....