If a Litster masturbated thinking of you, would you want to know?

[Booboobear84]

Is it actually a social faux pas to PM people on here? I randomly PM people sometimes cause they said something interesting and it doesn't seem appropriate in a thread (it's moved on or whatever).

But recently i noticed anytime i get a PM it starts off with an apology about the PM. And usually a promise never to talk to me again after i answer their very non-sexual IT question.

So am i required to draft my masturbatory PMs with an apology first? Do i only get to send one then i can never message the same person again?

At least some men know how many unwanted PMs women get, and don’t want to be that guy.

I can say you don’t have to start my PM with an apology

 

[positiveflirt]

In my experience, pming men is fine sans apology. Send masturbation details unapologetically. Seems to be one of those gender difference on lit.

Well now I'm offended that no one PMs me their details

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Were you offended by my keyhole?

Can you explain this strange word you use… offended?

 

[Booboobear84]

I suspect @Justadesperatewifeandmom doesnt want to know because the number would be overwhelming. She does have a lot of stroke material out there.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I can say you don’t have to start my PM with an apology

Sorry, but I need you to take off that bear suit.
Oh wait, is this not a PM?

 

[Booboobear84]

Sorry, but I need you to take off that bear suit.
Oh wait, is this not a PM?

Are you asking me to bare all?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Are you asking me to bare all?

Bear all

 

[Booboobear84]

Bear all

How can I bear all without a bear suit? I do hope you’re into all bear (or perhaps I can get you all bare)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I suspect @Justadesperatewifeandmom doesnt want to know because the number would be overwhelming. She does have a lot of stroke material out there.

I want to know, I want thank you cards, damn it. With like dirty hallmark worthy lines.

(I am also so glad this is hotoldrguy's thread. I'd feel bad for the banter, but I know he is cool with the chaos)

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I don’t see a issue with PMing someone. It depends on the approach. If you are decent with them. I’m sure it’s much more appreciated. Better than an opening

On your knees bitch.

That will fly like a lead balloon

 

[Booboobear84]

I want to know, I want thank you cards, damn it. With like dirty hallmark worthy lines.

(I am also so glad this is hotoldrguy's thread. I'd feel bad for the banter, but I know he is cool with the chaos)

Careful what you wish for

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How can I bear all without a bear suit? I do hope you’re into all bear (or perhaps I can get you all bare)

I am into rhymes.

Ok to finally answer the thread question. Whoever wants to tell me how they masturbated to me, just needs to do it in rhyme.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I don’t see a issue with PMing someone. It depends on the approach. If you are decent with them. I’m sure it’s much more appreciated. Better than an opening

On your knees bitch.

That will fly like a lead balloon

so what you are saying is I should not reply to you with "on your knees, bitch". Damn, glad I didn't hit send yet? Is it acceptable if I remove bitch?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Is it actually a social faux pas to PM people on here? I randomly PM people sometimes cause they said something interesting and it doesn't seem appropriate in a thread (it's moved on or whatever).

But recently i noticed anytime i get a PM it starts off with an apology about the PM. And usually a promise never to talk to me again after i answer their very non-sexual IT question.

So am i required to draft my masturbatory PMs with an apology first? Do i only get to send one then i can never message the same person again?

If you are masturbating to them more than once, then that is serious relationship status. You cannot message them again until they propose e-marriage and e-babies

 

[LittleSwitchy]

so what you are saying is I should not reply to you with "on your knees, bitch". Damn, glad I didn't hit send yet? Is it acceptable if I remove bitch?

There’s always exceptions to the rule
Lol

 

[Booboobear84]

So it’s a crime
unless I say it in rhyme
That @OrdinaryPerson
makes my desire worsen

 

[StillRain]

porn poetry

It’s a winner.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

Don’t tell the inventor of S’mores that

S’mores are kind of stupid too. I mean, I’m all for campfires, marshmallows, Hershey’s and graham crackers… but the combination is highly impractical.

 

[SnowboardPeople]

I am into rhymes.

Ok to finally answer the thread question. Whoever wants to tell me how they masturbated to me, just needs to do it in rhyme.

I can’t say I did anything naughty with you in mind but here is a short poem

OP walked in like a summer breeze,
A vision of beauty that did not cease,
My heart skipped a beat, I was at ease,
In her presence, my joy did increase.


That ChatGPT is a smooth criminal for sure

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I can’t say I did anything naughty with you in mind but here is a short poem

OP walked in like a summer breeze,
A vision of beauty that did not cease,
My heart skipped a beat, I was at ease,
In her presence, my joy did increase.


That ChatGPT is a smooth criminal for sure

Im gonna send a nude to ChatGPT asap

 

[n8Romantic]

Only if they send video.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I want to know, I want thank you cards, damn it. With like dirty hallmark worthy lines.

(I am also so glad this is hotoldrguy's thread. I'd feel bad for the banter, but I know he is cool with the chaos)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

good to know we didn't derail your vision with our banter.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Most likely...I'm a Leo and thus will take Any compliments.

 

[MissPennyLane]

I think it's the polite thing to do and thank someone for their "hand" in your pleasure, so yes, I'd love to know