If a Litster masturbated thinking of you, would you want to know?

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

"You were great in my imagination last night."

Yeah....I see how that could ring the bell for the right person.

I want details too. Imagination me is probably having a way more exciting night than real me. I should at least get to live vicariously through imagination me.

Oh. Damn. My bad.

Now you know for next time

Hey, I never told you this but there may have been a time or two

Thanks

You are welcome.

 

[ydahecnot]

Cum for Justadesperatewifeandmom, stay for the awkward PM

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Cum for Justadesperatewifeandmom, stay for the awkward PM

Well, awkward is the name of my pick up game. There is a whole thread about it and everything.

 

[StillRain]

Sure. I want a thank you note, or a card, with a fancy script font, maybe some embossing or engraving.

If it doesn’t have a wax seal you can count me out!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Besides smoose just sounds stupid.

Don’t tell the inventor of S’mores that

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Sure. I want a thank you note, or a card, with a fancy script font, maybe some embossing or engraving.

Im pretty sure i just saw a public video thank you for you

 

[AmberLGreen]

I never understood the tribute thing.

I mean I know what it is. I just never understood the appeal for anyone involved.

What does the guy get out of showing his spooge on a picture of someone he doesn't know? This seems like something you see 16 minutes into the Dateline special when the story takes a creepy turn....right before they interview the lead detective on the case who still has the 1000 yard stare from what he saw that day.

And for the women....is there any woman who thinks that is hot and wants that? I understand women who like cum or like watching a guy jerk off. But just to see your picture with cum on it.... it's one of those things that just always seemed really weird to me.

Now...of anyone here likes getting those and has men who do it for her and everyone is safe and happy... I'm not judging. Y'all do your thing. Enjoy. Lord knows I have my kinks other people may not get. I just don't understand this one at all.

I tried this once but the paper got creased as I was wiping

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I received a tribute once. It was unsolicited and from someone I knew. I think it was intended to be a compliment, but it make me feel squicky. I had to push it out of my mind, but it did affect my desire to want to talk further with this person. (Funny thing, it was on a tablet screen, not a printed photo. Yikes!)

 

[AmberLGreen]

I received a tribute once. It was unsolicited and from someone I knew. I think it was intended to be a compliment, but it make me feel squicky. I had to push it out of my mind, but it did affect my desire to want to talk further with this person. (Funny thing, it was on a tablet screen, not a printed photo. Yikes!)

I never thought of using electronic media! Somebody may be in for a surprise later. Time to go and see if any of those lovely gents have left their picture up on the face thread

 

[positiveflirt]

Hah, I think I'd always want to know, I'd be flattered to know about it as long as it didn't come with a massive essay and plans for our future

For me to *send* a note like that though, I'd definitely have to already know someone pretty well..

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I received a tribute once. It was unsolicited and from someone I knew. I think it was intended to be a compliment, but it make me feel squicky. I had to push it out of my mind, but it did affect my desire to want to talk further with this person. (Funny thing, it was on a tablet screen, not a printed photo. Yikes!)

I was actually mentioning elsewhere the tablet seems to be the way now. Environmentally conscious with the saving of the trees. tributes have evolved.

 

[positiveflirt]

I was actually mentioning elsewhere the tablet seems to be the way now. Environmentally conscious with the saving of the trees. tributes have evolved.

These big companies put their products through hell during testing.. I wonder if they've tried exposure to

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hah, I think I'd always want to know, I'd be flattered to know about it as long as it didn't come with a massive essay and plans for our future

For me to *send* a note like that though, I'd definitely have to already know someone pretty well..

damn. My PMs about how i masturbated to someone are always 5 pages in 10 point font, mostly about my plans for a wedding and babies.

 

[positiveflirt]

damn. My PMs about how i masturbated to someone are always 5 pages in 10 point font, mostly about my plans for a wedding and babies.

Only 5??

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Only 5??

Its only a courthouse wedding

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hah, I think I'd always want to know, I'd be flattered to know about it as long as it didn't come with a massive essay and plans for our future

For me to *send* a note like that though, I'd definitely have to already know someone pretty well..

so I shouldn't send an essay about the ways I plan to screw them in the future? hum. ooops.

 

[positiveflirt]

so I shouldn't send an essay about the ways I plan to screw them in the future? hum. ooops.

Hey, you do you

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hey, you do you

well, me doing me is often how it starts

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Whether I'd want to know, and how much I'd want to know, would depend very much on who the litster was.

Justa, you can send an essay.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is it actually a social faux pas to PM people on here? I randomly PM people sometimes cause they said something interesting and it doesn't seem appropriate in a thread (it's moved on or whatever).

But recently i noticed anytime i get a PM it starts off with an apology about the PM. And usually a promise never to talk to me again after i answer their very non-sexual IT question.

So am i required to draft my masturbatory PMs with an apology first? Do i only get to send one then i can never message the same person again?

 

[positiveflirt]

So am i required to draft my masturbatory PMs with an apology first? Do i only get to send one then i can never message the same person again?

I'd say no apology needed.. unless what you're saying is horrendous or they have a big sign on their profile saying "for the love of God don't PM me"

 

[lanceGibs]

Is it actually a social faux pas to PM people on here? I randomly PM people sometimes cause they said something interesting and it doesn't seem appropriate in a thread (it's moved on or whatever).

But recently i noticed anytime i get a PM it starts off with an apology about the PM. And usually a promise never to talk to me again after i answer their very non-sexual IT question.

So am i required to draft my masturbatory PMs with an apology first? Do i only get to send one then i can never message the same person again?

Poor dear

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Is it actually a social faux pas to PM people on here? I randomly PM people sometimes cause they said something interesting and it doesn't seem appropriate in a thread (it's moved on or whatever).

But recently i noticed anytime i get a PM it starts off with an apology about the PM. And usually a promise never to talk to me again after i answer their very non-sexual IT question.

So am i required to draft my masturbatory PMs with an apology first? Do i only get to send one then i can never message the same person again?

It be the pm

I’m sorry OP but
Ok I need a cigarette now.
Lol

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Is it actually a social faux pas to PM people on here? I randomly PM people sometimes cause they said something interesting and it doesn't seem appropriate in a thread (it's moved on or whatever).

But recently i noticed anytime i get a PM it starts off with an apology about the PM. And usually a promise never to talk to me again after i answer their very non-sexual IT question.

So am i required to draft my masturbatory PMs with an apology first? Do i only get to send one then i can never message the same person again?

In my experience, pming men is fine sans apology. Send masturbation details unapologetically. Seems to be one of those gender differences on lit.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It be the pm

I’m sorry OP but
Ok I need a cigarette now.
Lol

Were you offended by my keyhole?