If a Litster masturbated thinking of you, would you want to know?

[Massive Grooves]

It’s only right.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I agree with the majority here that it would definitely matter who it was. Especially if it was someone I hadn’t interacted with or favorably interacted with; I wouldn’t want to know.
If it’s someone I’ve flirted with or carried on a conversation with, I would be flattered and want to know everything.

 

[Photog1rl]

Is it actually a social faux pas to PM people on here? I randomly PM people sometimes cause they said something interesting and it doesn't seem appropriate in a thread (it's moved on or whatever).

But recently i noticed anytime i get a PM it starts off with an apology about the PM. And usually a promise never to talk to me again after i answer their very non-sexual IT question.

So am i required to draft my masturbatory PMs with an apology first? Do i only get to send one then i can never message the same person again?

I think some folks feel if they apologize it won't be seen as annoying and you're more likely to respond.

 

[PlayWithMeToday]

Absolutely, I feel like it would be a thrill and to maybe help them next time

So, about last night……

 

[AmberLGreen]

Only if they send video.

Of them masturbating or will any video do?

 

[Photog1rl]

Of them masturbating or will any video do?

AFAF?

 

[ydahecnot]

Of them masturbating or will any video do?

If you have a good one, share your TikTok feed

 

[happyhouror2]

I agree with the majority here that it would definitely matter who it was. Especially if it was someone I hadn’t interacted with or favorably interacted with; I wouldn’t want to know.
If it’s someone I’ve flirted with carried on a conversation with, I would be flattered and want to know everything.

agree with this completely, to move someone to pleasure themself while thinking about or looking at you from your posts...pretty hot

 

[LadyLascivious1]

If I know you, I want to know. It will fall somewhere between flattering and hot because I’m pervy like that.

That is not the same as sending unsolicited pictures or video though. Use your words.

 

[BongoGal]

I get a pop-up notification on my screen when it happens.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Was it something I said?

 

[ICM8781]

If it's because of something I wrote, yes. I need validation as pathetic as that sounds.

 

[ShaneoD]

I get a pop-up notification on my screen when it happens.

Wait does this mean..........

 

[EnigmaSquared]

As a child, I was never very good at hiding my true emotions. This was somewhat problematic, as I would often receive gifts, birthday and Christmas, for which I was, let's say, less than enthusiastic. Occasionally, the giver would note my dissatisfaction and, for reasons inexplicable, promptly tell me about the awesome gift they almost bought me instead. While I never spoke the thought aloud, my response was the same as it would be to someone from here telling me they were thinking about me while masturbating: that's great, but what the fuck do you expect me to do with that information that in no way improves the current situation? And while the 1000-piece puzzle sucked rancid monkey ass, I could at least derive some small measure of enjoyment from stomping on it and joking with my brother, "This bike doesn't ride for shit!" before throwing it in the trash. So, what I'm saying is, if you aren't going to, at a minimum, send me an audio clip of you moaning my name while twisting one of your nipples and vigorously fingering your squelching cunt, don't even fucking bother.

 

[Fierywhore]

It’s a compliment I believe

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

...Here's a real question.. could you get like a ticker? A running tally? Like McDonalds?

 

[Friendlyneighboorhoodperv]

As a child, I was never very good at hiding my true emotions. This was somewhat problematic, as I would often receive gifts, birthday and Christmas, for which I was, let's say, less than enthusiastic. Occasionally, the giver would note my dissatisfaction and, for reasons inexplicable, promptly tell me about the awesome gift they almost bought me instead. While I never spoke the thought aloud, my response was the same as it would be to someone from here telling me they were thinking about me while masturbating: that's great, but what the fuck do you expect me to do with that information that in no way improves the current situation? And while the 1000-piece puzzle sucked rancid monkey ass, I could at least derive some small measure of enjoyment from stomping on it and joking with my brother, "This bike doesn't ride for shit!" before throwing it in the trash. So, what I'm saying is, if you aren't going to, at a minimum, send me an audio clip of you moaning my name while twisting one of your nipples and vigorously fingering your squelching cunt, don't even fucking bother.

I mean, I like the clip idea, but the thought is nice foreplay.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

Is it actually a social faux pas to PM people on here? I randomly PM people sometimes cause they said something interesting and it doesn't seem appropriate in a thread (it's moved on or whatever).

But recently i noticed anytime i get a PM it starts off with an apology about the PM. And usually a promise never to talk to me again after i answer their very non-sexual IT question.

So am i required to draft my masturbatory PMs with an apology first? Do i only get to send one then i can never message the same person again?

"Dear X,

Sorry about the wet spot..."

 

[Strixaluco]

No. I don't want to know anything so explicit.

But as I to what @OrdinaryPerson wrote about PMs, I've been wondering those apologies myself. Usually the ones apologising are the ones that indeed have no reason to do so, and the ones I'd rather skip don't even apologise.

 

[n8Romantic]

Of them masturbating or will any video do?

Heck, any video would do. Besides, I love a surprise, especially awkward surprises.

 

[MikeLucas]

Oh course. That would be a great feeling.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I can’t say I did anything naughty with you in mind

I read this again and there needs to be a thread about whether you are offended when someone makes a point to tell you they do not masturbate to you.

But as I to what @OrdinaryPerson wrote about PMs, I've been wondering those apologies myself. Usually the ones apologising are the ones that indeed have no reason to do so, and the ones I'd rather skip don't even apologise.

and it actually takes me more time to read the apology and write its ok etc etc than it takes me to ignore a message...

 

[Lady2020]

Probably not.

 

[DirtyMarine]

Shhhhhh don't say anything!

Being silly!

 

[Cat]

If someone did.. mhmm..

Only if it is someone I have been talking with, and then.. there are some requirements!
- Not that others may not do so, just.. telling me, that they have done it.. out of the blue, would make me feel pretty awkward.

I would like to know, for science obviously:

• On a scale from 0-10, just how good it was.
• What they were thinking about.
• What could have been better?
• What technique did they use?
• How they would improve, for the next person, of course.