If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[VoraciousValue]

Two counts of jury tampering, two counts of obstruction of justice, and one count of mail fraud.

Trespassing and burglary at the inflatable love doll factory.

"I can't give up the rubber woman in my life. . . ."

 

[jasonmason]

Stealing toys from the Adult Toy Store.

 

[LAM_Writes]

Stealing toys from the Adult Toy Store.

Stealing first place trophies.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Stealing first place trophies.

Walking away with wet t-shirts winnings with out changing shirts , public distractions

 

[DeckardNYC]

Walking away with wet t-shirts winnings with out changing shirts , public distractions

Spying for Russia.

 

[_valkyrie_]

DeckardNYC has been taken into custody for trespassing the local graveyard and delving into tombstone digging as a mean to accrue Christmas tree ornaments.

 

[jasonmason]

Setting funeral pyres in the middle of the Main Street downtown

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Setting funeral pyres in the middle of the Main Street downtown

Kayaking naked

 

[AZDryHeat]

Refusing to resolve deprived problem.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Refusing to resolve deprived problem.

Polygamy.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Polygamy.

Pubic masturbation, again...

 

[cheekygirl75]

Pubic masturbation, again...

Releasing all the other beasts from the zoo

 

[AZDryHeat]

Riding a tiger down the street.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Riding a tiger down the street.

Stepping on an endangered flower

 

[Xerxes82]

Stepping on an endangered flower

Peeping over the window ledge as her neighbors were fucking.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Peeping over the window ledge as her neighbors were fucking.

Streaking

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Streaking

Urinating in public

 

[Jake069258]

Tampering with the scene of a crime, specifically wiping the finger prints off the murder weapon

Cheering for the wrong baseball team.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Cheering for the wrong baseball team.

Insurance fraud

 

[TwoTaTango]

Not Cereal

Insurance fraud

I am thinking perhaps a Serial Poster...

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I am thinking perhaps a Serial Poster...

Streaking through the quad

 

[cheekygirl75]

Streaking through the quad

Blinding someone with his sunglasses

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Blinding someone with his sunglasses

Blinding people with her beauty

 

[AmberLGreen]

Blinding people with her beauty

Being too fucking sexy

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Being too fucking sexy

Being in another country to back up them words