If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[ydahecnot]

Taking a walk after midnight and stirring up all the dogs in the neighborhood.




Aww, cute answer!

Arguing about the temperature with an undercover vice officer and then showing her that he was right, it is 52 in L.A. even though the thermometer says it is 85.

Making dice with illegal pips

 

[LizVegas79]

Making dice with illegal pips

You can't make dice with tits silly! (especially not mine!)

Dreaming of boobs when he should be paying attention to the road.

 

[neakman]

You can't make dice with tits silly! (especially not mine!)

Dreaming of boobs when he should be paying attention to the road.

giving incorrect sexual advice to the sexually needy on Thanksgiving.

 

[Chillygirl]

giving incorrect sexual advice to the sexually needy on Thanksgiving.

Public indecency

 

[mynameisben]

Public indecency

Shoplifting.


Ben

 

[DeckardNYC]

Shoplifting.


Ben

Selling potato chips past their expiration date.

 

[_valkyrie_]

DeckardNYC was arrested, for his own safety, on the account of chasing down cars on foot, on the highway.

 

[Mattentive]

_valkyrie_ was arrested for spitting in Odin's mead after he queried one of her judgements.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Mattentive would be guilty of recreating his avatar, using a designed sock out in public

 

[AZDryHeat]

Bravely carrying a BLM sign at a Trump rally.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Bravely carrying a BLM sign at a Trump rally.

Got drunk and tried to take a Saguaro home to put in his yard

I've been forgotten

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Bravely carrying a BLM sign at a Trump rally.

Baking weed into Thanksgiving dinner and sharing it with the local police department.

 

[Sinstories]

Baking weed into Thanksgiving dinner and sharing it with the local police department.

Inciting a riot when her cooking ran out (because I ate it all, but that's another crime for another day)

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Inciting a riot when her cooking ran out (because I ate it all, but that's another crime for another day)

Pimping himself out at the retirement home communities as the private entertainment action man…for the spry mature women there.

 

[Sinstories]

Pimping himself out at the retirement home communities as the private entertainment action man…for the spry mature women there.

Being my manager and holding the dentures outside the door.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Being my manager and holding the dentures outside the door.

Because he copped an attitude and fell short of payment. He signed a contract.

https://youtu.be/rxG9jeZBafs, but put in the name BCC

 

[DeckardNYC]

Because he copped an attitude and fell short of payment. He signed a contract.

https://youtu.be/rxG9jeZBafs, but put in the name BCC

Charging the light brigade.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Charging the light brigade.

Killing this thread.

 

[jarigi]

Killing this thread.

Jaywalking....

 

[jasonmason]

Stealing old IBM Selectric Typewriters from museums and reselling them as the newest, latest, greatest word processing devices.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Stealing old IBM Selectric Typewriters from museums and reselling them as the newest, latest, greatest word processing devices.

Selling Class VI rafting tours and putting the customers on the local water park's lazy river.

 

[Jacques_Corbin]

Jaywalking and Indecent Exposure

 

[Suzanna33]

Refusing to leave the party

 

[jasonmason]

Refusing to leave the party

Disturbing the peace.

 

[Xerxes82]

Streaking across the commons.