If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[JerseyJade]

Panhandling.

Propositioning an undercover cop. Serves you right!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Propositioning an undercover cop. Serves you right!

Indecent exposure.

 

[AZDryHeat]

Conspiracy to commit murder

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Conspiracy to commit murder

Stealing the show.

 

[ydahecnot]

Stealing the show.

Denial-of-service attack

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Denial-of-service attack

Replacing the sun with some cheesy looking clip art*

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Replacing the sun with some cheesy looking clip art*

Being way too sweet and falsifying the FDA label requirements.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Being way too sweet and falsifying the FDA label requirements.

Stealing fruit from the bazaar.

 

[Leigh81]

Stealing fruit from the bazaar.

For dragging his dick in the sand

 

[Lastingimpressions]

For dragging his dick in the sand

Operating a vehicle at night while wearing sunglasses.

 

[keeperofsecrets69]

Operating a vehicle at night while wearing sunglasses.

falsifying documents.. (aka dick pics)

 

[saintcero]

falsifying documents.. (aka dick pics)

Gratuitous spilling of beans

 

[keeperofsecrets69]

Gratuitous spilling of beans

torturing and impaling alter boys

 

[AZDryHeat]

Waterboarding for the CIA

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Waterboarding for the CIA

Stealing water from neighboring states.

 

[4nk8]

Washing a fish in a national forest under a faucet that is not designated as a fish-washing faucet.

having TOO much fun at the Mardi Gras

 

[DeckardNYC]

having TOO much fun at the Mardi Gras

Getting all the beads at Mardi Gras

 

[jarigi]

Getting all the beads at Mardi Gras

Fishing without a licence.

62M just here for the laughs.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Fishing without a licence.

62M just here for the laughs.

Impersonating a woman

 

[jarigi]

Impersonating a superhero while in possession of brightly coloured clothing in a public place.

62M, I could be wrong, in which case I'm right. Check out my stories.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Going to the local church parking lot during morning service and stealing people's cigarettes and loose change from their vehicles.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Going to the local church parking lot during morning service and stealing people's cigarettes and loose change from their vehicles.

Trying to emulate his hero Ron Jeremy at cocktail parties.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Trying to emulate his hero Ron Jeremy at cocktail parties.

Beating up 3rd graders for their lunch money.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Beating up 3rd graders for their lunch money.

Public masturbation, again. With a rubber chicken.

 

[Taegul]

Public masturbation, again. With a rubber chicken.

Trespassing and burglary at the inflatable love doll factory.