If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[DeckardNYC]

Being in another country to back up them words

Trademark infringement. You know . . . Mr. Clean?

 

[VoraciousValue]

Bought a donut, took off his clothes, put his dick through the donut hole, and walked around in public.

He would be arrested for dragging older posts out from the depths of Dooommmm and whose times have certainly come and gone....

Necroposting is my one true talent.

 

[Sundayschild]

Bought a donut, took off his clothes, put his dick through the donut hole, and walked around in public.



Necroposting is my one true talent.

Pronouncing their V's as W's..

 

[VoraciousValue]

Pronouncing their V's as W's..

Went into Anfield and shouted:

LIVERPOOL'S A BUNCH OF BLOODY WANKERS!!!!

Was last seen headed in the general direction of Wales.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Went into Anfield and shouted:

LIVERPOOL'S A BUNCH OF BLOODY WANKERS!!!!

Was last seen headed in the general direction of Wales.

Sodomy

 

[Cat]

Sodomy

Preaching without a license

 

[mynameisben]

Preaching without a license

Being beautiful in an Ugly Only zone.


Ben

 

[Cat]

Being beautiful in an Ugly Only zone.


Ben

Kindly teaching the flat earth society which the earth is not flat... They won the the trials... Now.. the earth is flat..

Hi Ben

 

[KentuckyDom1971]

Kindly teaching the flat earth society which the earth is not flat... They won the the trials... Now.. the earth is flat..

Hi Ben

Biting too hard!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Biting too hard!

In an effort to maintain Kentucky whiskey supremacy, he went to Tennessee and tried to firebomb the Jack Daniels distillery.

 

[Cabooseluvr]

Using shoe polish for his mustache

 

[Sinstories]

Using shoe polish for his mustache

He shut down the entire midwest rail system with a series firebombs to demand that cabooses be required on trains again.... he really loves cabooses.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He shut down the entire midwest rail system with a series firebombs to demand that cabooses be required on trains again.... he really loves cabooses.

Tried to organize a real life Squid Game

 

[_valkyrie_]

DeckardNYC is rotting away in jail for stealing a loaf of bread and plotting to kill the king.

 

[pumaman23]

DeckardNYC is rotting away in jail for stealing a loaf of bread and plotting to kill the king.

I suspect we'll never truly know. When the two officers that attempted to serve the warrant regained consciousness, all they could remember was a brilliant light and the tinkle of high pitched laughter

 

[Pad_Foot]

Stealing a truckload of cat litter

 

[Sinstories]

Stealing a truckload of cat litter

Stealing the farmers prized rooster

 

[DeckardNYC]

Stealing the farmers prized rooster

Fare beater, for sure.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Fare beater, for sure.

Secretly a Red Sox fan, he began drawing the Red Sox logo on police vehicles.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Secretly a Red Sox fan, he began drawing the Red Sox logo on police vehicles.

Trying to feed the homeless in a stupid city that has made that illegal

 

[LizVegas79]

Trying to feed the homeless in a stupid city that has made that illegal

Being cheeky with a cop who has no sense of humor.

 

[hairball18]

Being cheeky with a cop who has no sense of humor.

Public nudity.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Being cheeky with a cop who has no sense of humor.

That is in fact probably true

(Skip me!)

 

[mynameisben]

That is in fact probably true

(Skip me!)

Being beautiful in an Ugly Only zone.


Ben

 

[LizVegas79]

Public nudity.

Taking a walk after midnight and stirring up all the dogs in the neighborhood.

Being beautiful in an Ugly Only zone.

Aww, cute answer!

Arguing about the temperature with an undercover vice officer and then showing her that he was right, it is 52 in L.A. even though the thermometer says it is 85.