If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Series 6]

Cyber attack.

Stealing Lasagna

 

[hairball18]

Hey I paid for it.

 

[Series 6]

Abusing a poor innocent dog and his owner

Selling contact lenses without a license

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Hacking.

 

[Seadog777]

Stalking.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Illegal fishing.

Stalking.

Actually, as chatty as I am online, I’m really shy irl so that’s a bit of a stretch.

 

[muddler35]

Illegal fishing.

Actually, as chatty as I am online, I’m really shy irl so that’s a bit of a stretch.

Suspicion of being suspicious.

 

[Seadog777]

Illegal fishing.

Actually, as chatty as I am online, I’m really shy irl so that’s a bit of a stretch.

I know that we don't know each other that well, so I'm let this slide.

I'd rather pass another fucking kidney stone, than fish or hunt illegally.

My PM is always open to anyone.

 

[ydahecnot]

Illegally raising dogfish

 

[Jonjonjohnson]

Being too sexy for their shirt, so sexy it hurt

 

[Lady_Libra_]

Having too many Jon/John’s in their name

 

[Jonjonjohnson]

Having too many Jon/John’s in their name

Can you really have too many Johnson’s?

 

[saintcero]

Following too closely with his grocery cart. In a word, “tailgating “.

 

[jenn89]

Failing to blow up the Earth to improve his view of Venus.

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

Stopping traffic as she walks across the street..

 

[sixfoot4]

Stopping traffic as she walks across the street..

Peeping seductively from her avatar.

 

[Jonjonjohnson]

Stopping traffic as she walks across the street..

Having the sexiest eyes I have ever seen…Guilty as charged

 

[Lily13]

Having the sexiest eyes I have ever seen…Guilty as charged

Unintentionally streaking through the park. Not his fault someone stole his clothes while he took a swim

 

[hairball18]

Assault. Breaking hearts.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Piracy.

 

[Taegul]

Stalking Drew Carey

 

[positiveflirt]

Stalking Drew Carey

Not stalking Drew Carey enough

 

[SetYourCatOnMyLap]

PIMPIN, Players get played Pimps get paid..

 

[Seadog777]

Fraud.
Looks like a con man in that photo

 

[SetYourCatOnMyLap]

Fraud.
Looks like a con man in that photo

ok seadog no more nice guy...lol