If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[ShaneoD]

Carpet munching at the Quicky Mart.

She seems to like the Quicky Mart, so maybe setting fire to her local 7-Eleven

 

[PandemicReader8]

Not returning their library books

You have no idea... LOL

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Losing their library books.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Losing their library books.

Much, much closer...

 

[loquere]

World domination

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Kidnapping an alligator.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Chewing with his mouth full.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Mouthing off to the wrong person which in turn starts an all out brawl at a pool hall. Chaos ensues. She ends up shooting the jukebox to put an end to the fighting..and that's why she gets arrested.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Flirting with a police officer by flashing her tits and batting her beautiful eyes to get out of a speeding ticket.

 

[loquere]

Spoke too loud in a library.

 

[Cymru9696]

Said “Gay!” in Florida

 

[loquere]

They wore white after Labour day

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Unintentional arson.

 

[loquere]

Ate beef in a country where the cow is sacred.

 

[Adruld]

Helping Irene bend over backwards in Constitution Park

 

[Series 6]

Helping Irene bend over backwards in Constitution Park

Sexual assault of a tree

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Jaywalking.

 

[Coyote100]

Grifting

 

[Series 6]

Grifting

Public urinating

 

[Lady_Libra_]

Not having blue eyes and name is not Matt

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Flashing.

 

[Series 6]

Flashing.

Stealing Wifi

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Secretly being an android.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Thinking too much

 

[hairball18]

Cyber attack.