If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[latino_88]

Illegal possession of full body armour

 

[_valkyrie_]

latino_88 was detained by airport security while impersonating a 97 year-old Aboriginal woman declaring that she was of Scandinavian descent.

 

[IreneLAdler]

Found with a purse full of cash and a variety of fake passports

 

[_valkyrie_]

IreneLAdler was arrested following the theft of thirteen art pieces from the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum.

 

[TongueLust]

Was caught smuggling Rooster beaks.

 

[_valkyrie_]

TongueLust was arrested for selling counterfeit glitter. It was made of ground bone and dried entrails, the provenance of which is still to be determined.

 

[VoraciousValue]

IreneLAdler was arrested following the theft of thirteen art pieces from the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum.

Illegal immigration from ancient Scandinavia.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Peeling the price tag off of sirloin steaks and putting it on ribeyes

 

[DeckardNYC]

Arrested for

Peeling the price tag off of sirloin steaks and putting it on ribeyes

Arrested for driving while blind.

 

[jasonmason]

Arrested for

Arrested for driving while blind.

Taking candy from babies.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Taking candy from babies.

Obstruction of justice involving a case relating to illegally smuggled dildos.

 

[Mattentive]

Obstruction of justice involving a case relating to illegally smuggled dildos.

Impersonating a Cuban police officer and claiming to be the great-great-grandson of Karl.

 

[DeckardNYC]

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Impersonating a Cuban police officer and claiming to be the great-great-grandson of Karl.

Alienation of affections.

 

[Deleted member 1300976]

Peeping Tom on bird’s nests

 

[Btq97]

Failure to return all the romance novels to the library

 

[_valkyrie_]

Btq97 was arrested for attempting to trap every wave of the seas.

 

[Taegul]

She was arrested for littering as she threw petals of a flower on the ground while playing She loves me, she loves me not.

 

[HeavyBalls]

She was arrested for littering as she threw petals of a flower on the ground while playing She loves me, she loves me not.

Public masturbation, like usual.

Dude likes his indecent exposure...

 

[Misshotndeep]

Clubbing a gal and dragging her off to ravage her after her consent. You do have to let them back out into the wild ya know.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Accidental arson.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Operating an unlicensed motorized vehicle - a recliner with a 5 hp go-cart engine - on a city street; improper use of turn signals; operating a motorized vehicle without operating turn signals; operating a motorized vehicle without operating brake lights; operating a...

 

[Girly_girl]

Operating an unlicensed motorized vehicle - a recliner with a 5 hp go-cart engine - on a city street; improper use of turn signals; operating a motorized vehicle without operating turn signals; operating a motorized vehicle without operating brake lights; operating a...

Not returning their library books

 

[munch2much]

Not returning their library books

Sex by the sea

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

For rhymin' and stealin'

 

[Misshotndeep]

For rhymin' and stealin'

Carpet munching at the Quicky Mart.