If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Seadog777]

ok seadog no more nice guy...lol

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Bait and switch.

 

[Photog1rl]

Bait and switch.

Telling really bad jokes.

 

[lanceGibs]

Telling really bad jokes.

Causing public disorder of tented trousers

 

[Seadog777]

Grand Theft Horse

 

[_MissLick_]

The kidnap/abduction, impersonating and stealing the identiity of Corrs guitarist, keyboard player and backing singer Jim Corr

 

[LilyField]

for being too lickable

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Flower theft.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Flower theft.

Breaking into Drew Carey's house and stealing mementos to keep AND sell on eBay.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Eye gouging.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Eye gouging.

Loitering in a no loitering zone.

 

[hairball18]

Kidnapping Jade.

 

[Photog1rl]

Eating all the lasagna

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Breaking a camera with their smile.

 

[TongueLust]

Hijacked a Walmart truck.

 

[Curvyscotswoman]

Hijacked a Walmart truck.

Stalking Gene Simmons from Kiss

 

[SissyBJBitch]

Stalking Gene Simmons from Kiss

Indecent exposure

 

[Pantyboy74]

Indecent exposure

Cottaging.

 

[Seadog777]

The kidnap/abduction, impersonating and stealing the identiity of Corrs guitarist, keyboard player and backing singer Jim Corr

That's a good one.

 

[_MissLick_]

That's a good one.

Breaching jail condtions (but you get a free pretzel!)

 

[Seadog777]

Breaching jail condtions (but you get a free pretzel!)

I don't know what you're talking about....I'm a PERFECT ANGEL.

 

[Coyote100]

Impersonating a police officer

 

[Fierywhore]

Impersonating a police officer

Animal behaviour

 

[Seadog777]

Impersonating a police officer

I'm not fucking DMX.
That did make me laugh though.
So you get points for that.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Hijacking a ship.