If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[deft]

You’ll be arrested for impersonating a doctor. We’ll know because you’re supposed to wear clothes under the coat.


Tanjaguar will be arrested for jumping into the big cat cage at the zoo

Can you get arrested for raising someone’s blood pressure?

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Flashing random patrons at a bus stop.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Flashing random patrons at a bus stop.

Making Drew Carey their unwilling sex slave.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Assuming it wasn’t consentual.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Assuming it wasn’t consentual.

Hiring Drew Carey impersonators as hookers.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Hiring Drew Carey impersonators as hookers.

Public fornication on a vehicle in motion (it was a tractor).

 

[MedicalMuse]

Public fornication on a vehicle in motion (it was a tractor).

Mmmhm. You were arrested for driving said tractor.

 

[base10]

Mmmhm. You were arrested for driving said tractor.

Repurposed an exam room as a sex playroom

 

[MedicalMuse]

Repurposed an exam room as a sex playroom

After a very very deep cleaning.

Skip me.

 

[Taegul]

After a very very deep cleaning.

Skip me.

No way I'm skipping you. Not after you got caught forging Viagra prescriptions for the whole male population on Lit.

Well, except for me of course. Ya don't want to try and improve upon perfection of course. It's unpossible.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Going to a schoolyard and trying to sell the kids gummy bears sprinkled with crystal meth.

 

[TongueLust]

Stealing my Cuban cigars.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Impersonating a doctor.

 

[Coyote100]

Causing people to groan when telling jokes.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Trying to tame a coyote.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Impersonating a doctor.

Skip me.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Skip me.

Identity theft and breaking into the cigar factory.

 

[Hurricane78]

Identity theft and breaking into the cigar factory.

Theft of art from the national gallery

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

drunk whilst charged with the care of a pig

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Car theft.

 

[TongueLust]

For throwing thinking chairs at people.

 

[Handydan]

Licking strangers in public.

 

[SadieAnne]

Giving a handjob in public.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Trying to host an unsolicited farting contest.

 

[snexxer]

Stalking... and we know who!

Destruction of property, Namely glasses.