If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Jonjonjohnson]

For being too damn sexy…Guilty as charged

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Repetitive name-calling.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Tried to earn the nickname of letsusethemetalchair

 

[ycym]

Naming right infringement for the album SO from Peter Gabriel.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

@Kitty_so_frisky Collecting every cat in the world.
@ycym Ninja-like posting.

 

[TongueLust]

Stealing my bloodmobile.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Stealing my bloodmobile.

Trying to lick the wrong person

 

[Deleted member 1300976]

Trying to lick the wrong person

Public indecency

 

[snexxer]

For liking cinnamon.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

For liking cinnamon.

For not liking Cinnamon

 

[Twistedkink]

For not liking Cinnamon

Cat burglary of course

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

For getting busy in an upscale restaurant taking his date on the table like on his avatar.

 

[MedicalMuse]

For getting busy in an upscale restaurant taking his date on the table like on his avatar.

Causing a riot at a club with people trying to get close to her sexiness.

 

[snexxer]

Causing a riot at a club with people trying to get close to her sexiness.

For turning on so many men worldwide whilst wearing scrubs.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Party crashing.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Car theft.

 

[snexxer]

Illegal cloning experiments with Drews Beard hair.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Endless sneezing.

Illegal cloning experiments with Drews Beard hair.

He shaved for the new season though so unless it's invisible...

 

[n8Romantic]

Thinking chair abuse.

 

[snexxer]

Feeding squirrels.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Poaching.

 

[JackKingOff]

Impersonating an officer

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Public masturbation.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Public masturbation.

Swinging a chair at cars to get across a busy street.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Swinging a chair at cars to get across a busy street.

sucking the caramel from all the cadburys caramel bars,