If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Flashing.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Points shaving, because the points DO matter!

 

[curious_slut]

Staking a vampire. That's still considered assault with a deadly weapon.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Production and distribution of werewolf porn.

 

[TongueLust]

Beating people up because his AV hasn't changed.

 

[snexxer]

Impersonating a priest.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Impersonating a priest.

Trying to make a glory hole in the confessional booth.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Trying to make a glory hole in the confessional booth.

Commissioning the glory hole to be made in the confessional.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Commissioning the glory hole to be made in the confessional.

Reading instead of partaking in the cofessional glory hole.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Reading instead of partaking in the cofessional glory hole.

This must be Florida...

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Book theft.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Book theft.

Stealing points that don't matter.

 

[Taegul]

Stealing points that don't matter.

I'm just going to assume the arrest was all a misunderstanding involving some novelty handcuffs and probably some wine.

 

[WerdNerd]

Giving unlicensed massages to strangers on the city bus.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Lack of proofreading.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Nude Jaguar tanning on a public beach

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Pretending to be a check out clerk at Walmart. But it was the double bagging of the groceries that gave him away. He said he was just faking and no on believed him.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Pretending to be a check out clerk at Walmart. But it was the double bagging of the groceries that gave him away. He said he was just faking and no on believed him.

Not questioning why I was bagging her groceries at self checkout and becoming an unknowing accomplice

 

[curious_slut]

False use of a passport for altering the birth year.

 

[Take_charge]

Rubbing Vaseline on the lens of the Hubble telescope.

 

[Coyote100]

Taking charge of the Proud Boys now that that position is vacant.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Being disorderly.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Excessive use of a laugh track.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Excessive use of a laugh track.

Holding up a bookstore.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Dressing up at the wrong time.