If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[PandemicReader8]

Caffinated Beer!

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Book hoarding.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Book hoarding.

Threatened Drew Carey that if Drew didn't marry them, they would leave him in the middle of a Mexican desert

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Overcharging.

 

[lanceGibs]

Overcharging.

Stealing Caryey's underpants.

 

[snexxer]

Decapitation of a horse.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Forgetting their lunch on the bus.

 

[Coyote100]

Posting too often on this thread.

 

[CinnfulSugar]

Running an illegal animal shelter

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Stealing all the cinnamon.

 

[Lady_Libra_]

Eating people lol

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Not actually being a Libra.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Not actually being a Libra.

Leading a panty raid at the local nursing home.

 

[Taegul]

Running unlicensed strip poker games out of his basement.

 

[VoraciousValue]

He knows what he did. Oh, does he ever know! He won't talk about it cause he's hoping it'll go away, but no, the long arm of the law nailed him for his horrible transgressions!

Just one thing I want to know: Where in the hell did you get that llama??

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Accidentally drank somebody else's coffee.

 

[SadieAnne]

Sexual harassment of coworkers.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Kidnapping Leonardo DiCaprio, pointing an AR-15 at him, and demanding he be her sex slave.

Sexual harassment of coworkers.

"Hey there, beautiful. Why don't we go into the supply room and do some. . . stapling??

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Sleeping in odd places.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Continuing to bang a drum in the cheap seats at a baseball game in Cleveland.

 

[RideFl71]

Reading a book with no words

 

[RandallOldman]

Riding naked through town.

 

[RideFl71]

For wearing nothing but an ice cream Sunday

 

[Taegul]

Public indecency

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Hat Thievery

Someone used a red pointer on a policeman’s butt and like a cat, he attacked the spot.