If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Shoplifting.

 

[snexxer]

Identity theft.

 

[Taegul]

Polygamy? lol, I dunno!

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Stealing all the pineapple in the world.

 

[Lady_Libra_]

Going over a dollar

 

[lanceGibs]

For mixing her cum with the car coolant

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

For mixing her cum with the car coolant

Drive by lancing.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Eye gouging.

 

[snexxer]

Drinking Red wine with Fish.

 

[Lady_Libra_]

Flashing lol

 

[snexxer]

Flashing lol

How did you know

Using her sexy breasts to try and get off a speeding fine.

 

[AlexBailey]

It’s a sad story really…

He was meeting his redhead at a club they always wanted to try. They were in a fun mood and planned to do that old trick where she’s dressed up all fine and fancy, sitting there waiting for him to show up. Meanwhile other guys are trying to buy her drinks…

So he shows up, takes a stool and orders two drinks and watches as two guys work their game for his girl. After a bit he comes and drops some corny line and totally wins her over …. but….

This was a neighborhood place and everyone else was regulars who’d been there drinking since happy hour.

The long and short of it is that he had to kick all of the locals drunk asses defending himself, but the bartended told the cops that he was the one making the trouble.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Being too kinky.

 

[Eyelevel]

Being too kinky.

Changing the price of things in the store. Lol

 

[Taegul]

Vigilantism

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

Vandalism

 

[sister jenny]

Vandalism

Heresy

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

Heresy

Blasphemy!
(Very good by the way.)

 

[RideFl71]

Losing Zach in Aus

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Losing Zach in Aus

Anarchy.

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

Colonialism

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Stealing a gps.

 

[snexxer]

Human cloning experiments.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Poaching.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

For running amok at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame