If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[lanceGibs]

For running amok at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

Indecent exposure

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Pickpocketing.

 

[Lady_Libra_]

Impersonating Drew

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Flashing.

 

[13Fantasies]

Flashing.

Stealing all the points that don't matter.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Treason

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Stealing all of the cats.

 

[Dom70]

counterfeit glasses

 

[RideFl71]

Tearing the tag off his mattress

 

[LoneMilf]

Trespassing

 

[Photog1rl]

Telling the officer exactly what she dislikes about them.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Being beautiful in a no beautiful people zone

 

[RideFl71]

Killing me in a thread..

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Killing me in a thread..

it was involuntary manslaughter

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Graffiti.

 

[jenn89]

Flying without a license

 

[RideFl71]

Espionage

Bird watching naked

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Forgetting to wear pants.

 

[Taegul]

Flying in a designated no-fly zone.

 

[lanceGibs]

Stealing his neighbours under pants

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Stealing his neighbours under pants

I was about to say because he's a gigilo, but perhaps his last customer was his neighbor.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Art theft.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Poaching.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Thought crimes.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Paint theft.