If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[loquere]

Crying over spilled milk

 

[deft]

No, it's in a bad way. Trust me.

A good bad way? Or bad bad way?

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Failure to make an arrest.

 

[loquere]

Chewing gum in Singapore

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Trying to dance with a living statute in Turin.

 

[loquere]

Drinking tea while on vacation in Rome.

 

[Taegul]

Fishing without a license.

 

[jenn89]

Offering ladies mustache rides?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Offering ladies mustache rides?

Causing a 10 car pileup after taking off that trench coat.

 

[loquere]

Licking a frozen pole.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Handing out sex party invites at church.

 

[loquere]

Running for Mayor under the name Loves Vagina!

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Animal theft.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Riding the town park's horse statue after dark.

 

[loquere]

Caught joining the mile high club.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Caught joining the mile high club.

(I wish. My wife'a member, but I'm not.)

Still maintains their membership in the Mickey Mouse Club.

 

[Photog1rl]

(I wish. My wife'a member, but I'm not.)

Still maintains their membership in the Mickey Mouse Club.

Art forgery

 

[Xerxes82]

Art forgery

Indecent exposure (she went streaking!)

 

[loquere]

Kept falling asleep during jury duty.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Walking up a down escalator

 

[loquere]

Copyright infringement.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Copyright infringement lol get it

 

[PicassosPleasure]

I don't know what he's in for this time, but he keeps getting arrested.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Passionate rendezvous in public.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Passionate rendezvous in public.

Streaking the Quad