If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[PicassosPleasure]

(Hey, farmer's wives make good creampies when hubby's in the field.)

Filling cream donuts at the local bakery, inappropriately.

 

[loquere]

Loud public sex in his jacuzzi.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Stealing french fries.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Removing lost dog or cat posters from lamposts, telephone poles, etc.

 

[Spurtulator]

Removing lost dog or cat posters from lamposts, telephone poles, etc.

drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa

 

[~Elizabeth~]

drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa

*gasps* That’s sacrilegious!

 

[PicassosPleasure]

*gasps* That’s sacrilegious!

An accomplice to chasing windmills with Don Quiote. (Subtle hidden meaning.)

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Stealing a ship to sail around the world.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Breaking the ship's compass trying to sail off into the sunset.

 

[KylieWyoti]

Art forgery.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Stealing munitions and explosives from ACME.

 

[Dom70]

painting with his weenie in public

 

[PicassosPleasure]

(Ha! Reminds me of a funny joke.)

Stealing mannequins to tie up in his basement.

 

[loquere]

Stole candy from a baby.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Stole Frosty's corn cob pipe.

 

[loquere]

Orchestrated an armed robbery targeting Santa Claus.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Orchestrated an armed robbery targeting Santa Claus.

(HaHa. That would be the Grinch.)

Making too many 911 emergency calls reporting that Tommy Horton's coffee is too hot.

 

[loquere]

(HaHa. That would be the Grinch.)

Making too many 911 emergency calls reporting that Tommy Horton's coffee is too hot.

(Been googling lol, Starbucks life )

Loved eating pussy so much, he turned into a cannibal.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

(Been googling lol, Starbucks life )

Loved eating pussy so much, he turned into a cannibal.

(What, every American knows Tommy Horton is Canada's president.)

Getting his tongue stuck in a basketball hoop after his friend told him how fun rimming was.

 

[loquere]

Walks into fancy restaurants, & takes a single bite from the nearest plate & runs away.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Driving the wrong way on a public street riding his Tonka truck.

 

[loquere]

Starting a business selling vomit.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Caught filling glory holes...the judge sealed court records so we don't know with what.

 

[scott24573]

I’d have to say counterfeit art collection

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Caught vandalizing rest areas in Texas when police traced his cell phone number, which was written on men's room stalls. It was later confirmed by handwriting experts that he wrote them.