If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[PicassosPleasure]

Passionate rendezvous in public.

Accomplice to a crime.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Indecent exposure

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Indecent exposure

That’s a crime?

 

[PicassosPleasure]

High recidivism rates.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

That’s a crime?

Still is in my neck of the woods.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Stealing cats.

 

[lanceGibs]

Unnatural sex with chairs.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Unnatural sex with chairs.

Assault, molestation and rape. Fucking disgusting.

 

[lanceGibs]

Assault, molestation and rape. Fucking disgusting.
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Being deliciously insatiable

 

[loquere]

Being deliciously insatiable

Severe violations of chapter 7 of the United Nations charter.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

He got caught naked from the waist down while crossing the US/CA border.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

One of the first people to get arrested stopping on the walking bridges over the Las Vegas Strip.

 

[loquere]

Booed & heckled the actors at the Opera.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Lying about his age to post in old guy threads.

 

[loquere]

Brake checking firetrucks.

Lying about his age to post in old guy threads.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Brake checking firetrucks.

Stealing rides on fire trucks, that's how you discovered me.

 

[loquere]

Running a bro brothel

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Leaving a bro brothel without paying. I have it on good authority that it's likely true.

 

[loquere]

Paying hookers with monopoly money.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

(Yes, but you were hoping to buy Park Place.)

Impersonating a masseuse in a male bathouse.

 

[loquere]

Hunting at the Zoo

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Stealing rides on coin operated horses from little kids.

 

[loquere]

Composting baby diapers in the cities organic bins.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Skinny dipping in the fountain at the city park.

 

[loquere]

Selling 'creampies' at the farmer's market.