If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[loquere]

MILKING cows

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Wearing Velcro gloves while herding sheep.

 

[loquere]

Parachuting into North Korea

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Mixing up library books by placing them on different shelves.

 

[loquere]

Making orgasmic sounds while eating hotdogs in public

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Spraying graffiti on highway overpasses...using silly string.

 

[loquere]

Sleep jerking off all over his neighborhood.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Changing his depends in public.

Better?

 

[Photog1rl]

Breaking thread guidelines
But he's a poet and didn't know it so it's ok if he blows it

 

[Eyelevel]

Art theft.

 

[lanceGibs]

For scaring beautiful lit ladies

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Riding horse statues at Churchill Downs

 

[lanceGibs]

Tweaking Plaster of Paris nips till they break

 

[loquere]

Tweaking Plaster of Paris nips till they break

Serial killer.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Blowing out prayer candles in churches across town.

 

[lanceGibs]

Fondling all the nuns in the convent excluding the prettiest novice

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Pulling up kilts at a Scottish Festival

 

[lanceGibs]

Stirring camouflaged paint

Wolf whistling when fingered

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Stirring camouflaged paint

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Wolf whistling when fingered

Using his personal lance at a Medieval Festival Joust

 

[lanceGibs]

Not being aware of the story of Lance a lot

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Not being aware of the story of Lance a lot

(Touche)

"Lancing" wounds at an American Red Cross emergency tent.

 

[ABiGuy84]

PicassosPleasure...

Art Thief

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

PicassosPleasure...

Art Thief

smuggling animals through customs in trousers

 

[PicassosPleasure]

smuggling animals through customs in trousers

Poking plums and peaches in the grocery store with her fingernails.