If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[starrynightin64]

Cop groupie

not conducting the correct road side assistance

 

[lowphat]

not conducting the correct road side assistance

Being too helpful!!

(Can you even be too helpful )

 

[CeriseBuss]

not conducting the correct road side assistance

Auditory mayhem.

 

[DarkSimian]

Being too helpful!!

(Can you even be too helpful )

public nudity

 

[MattWolf]

public nudity

Being a cartoon character in a public place.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Being a cartoon character in a public place.

Wearing Friday manties on Monday.

 

[Mebtaz2000]

Wearing Friday manties on Monday.

Getting pollinated in public

 

[Tony2015]

Getting pollinated in public

Armed grab-bery

 

[TwinkleStars]

Being too sexy for their underwear!!

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Being too sexy for their underwear!!

For taking the twinkle out of the stars.

 

[Little_Sister]

For taking the twinkle out of the stars.

For fantasizing about becoming a cherry creampie.

 

[1Browneyedguy]

For fantasizing about becoming a cherry creampie.

For impersonating Natalie Portman at a Bank drive thru

 

[texas cop]

For impersonating Natalie Portman at a Bank drive thru

For thinking hes a jedi knight

 

[starrynightin64]

For thinking hes a jedi knight

unauthorized pat downs

 

[Mebtaz2000]

unauthorized pat downs

Arrested for keying the car of the person who took handicapped parking place without a decal.

 

[fullservice65]

Arrested for keying the car of the person who took handicapped parking place without a decal.

Stealing body oil.

 

[SomeoneFamiliar]

Watching porn on the subway

 

[Little_Sister]

Watching porn on the subway

Leading men into dark alleyways.

 

[Mebtaz2000]

Leading men into dark alleyways.

Drive by postings and fleeing scene of crime.

 

[bunny4med]

Drive by postings and fleeing scene of crime.

stealing an extra pair of arms

 

[Maraquerida]

stealing an extra pair of arms

Stealing bridal underwear.

 

[starrynightin64]

Stealing bridal underwear.

Spreading the positive joy in the playground

 

[ponydriver]

Spreading the positive joy in the playground

Going out in just that shirt and disturbing the peace.

 

[DarkSimian]

Going out in just that shirt and disturbing the peace.

grand theft pony

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

grand theft pony

Idk, but that guilty grin says he's done something criminal.