If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[texas cop]

Idk, but that guilty grin says he's done something criminal.

Playing with my nightstick

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Playing with my nightstick

For having sex in the back of his cruiser.....and getting locked in.

 

[texas cop]

For having sex in the back of his cruiser.....and getting locked in.

For having sex in the back of my vehicle...and getting locked in

 

[Mebtaz2000]

For having sex in the back of his cruiser.....and getting locked in.

Public forking

 

[m_anew1]

For having sex in the back of his cruiser.....and getting locked in.

Having a warm, wet, yummy pie

 

[_valkyrie_]

Not wearing his watch on his left wrist.

 

[gavinp]

Not wearing his watch on his left wrist.

For riding...or something...

 

[makemewet69]

For charging...or something...

Indecent exposure

 

[texas cop]

For charging...or something...

For not making his bed

 

[gavinp]

For not making his bed

It was turned down..just looks untidy from that angle

 

[Misshotndeep]

It was turned down..just looks untidy from that angle

Creative underwear choices.

 

[Fierywhore]

Creative underwear choices.

Being way to sensual.............

 

[m_anew1]

Creative underwear choices.

High Tea not being high enough

 

[kiss4_2]

High Tea not being high enough

Public nudity and excessive sex

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Public nudity and excessive sex

making snow angels in a no snow angel zone

 

[GuyLovesCheerF]

making snow angels in a no snow angel zone

Being a Thread killer and killing threads.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Being a Thread killer and killing threads.

Stalking CheerF

 

[DropBear91]

Stalking CheerF

Hmm jaywalking

 

[Fierywhore]

Stalking CheerF

Being to liberated for the Authorities to handle..

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Being to liberated for the Authorities to handle..

Setting Johns ablaze.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Setting Johns ablaze.

Flashing her baby blues to get out of a ticket!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Flashing her baby blues to get out of a ticket!

Net fishing and catching above the limit.

 

[DropBear91]

Net fishing and catching above the limit.

Stealing all the apples from a store

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Stealing all the apples from a store

I see a net and a fish...evidence in hand. I think I was supposed to post the net and limit comment here~!

Adding...no fishing license.

 

[le_kitty]

I see a net and a fish...evidence in hand. I think I was supposed to post the net and limit comment here~!

Adding...no fishing license.

A cheeky sense of humour!