If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[LWulf]

A cheeky sense of humour!

the person above me would be arrested for impersonating a Pepe le Pew cartoon character

 

[ashesatwork]

the person above me would be arrested for impersonating a Pepe le Pew cartoon character

spinning too fast on the merry go round

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

spinning too fast on the merry go round

Indecent exposure. Although she'd do it decently.

 

[lowphat]

Indecent exposure. Although she'd do it decently.

Partying naked . . . on Mainstreet USA

 

[Deleted member 1300976]

Snapping girls thongs

 

[jasonmason]

Snapping girls thongs

Indecent exposure after his pants fell off from a clothing malfunction.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Indecent exposure after his pants fell off from a clothing malfunction.

Peeing in a natural water source.

 

[lowphat]

Peeing in a natural water source.

Teasing with pie

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Teasing with pie

Kissing and disappearing.

 

[numeniusa]

Kissing and disappearing.

Insufficient cream

(although I doubt you are short of offers... )

 

[Nyghtcaller]

Section 28 article 41D states that the use of a table or desk cannot be used for lounging, sleeping, posing or any sexual act. It further states that use of said furniture for any of acts of deviancy not stated shall also be considered a crime.

 

[jameslewis]

Section 28 article 41D states that the use of a table or desk cannot be used for lounging, sleeping, posing or any sexual act. It further states that use of said furniture for any of acts of deviancy not stated shall also be considered a crime.

Killing a good time.
Tables and desks are ideal for many imaginative uses.

 

[PattiJolene]

Entertaining all the ladies....

 

[MIPhotographer]

Entertaining all the ladies....

Stabbing someone with her heels. She was later acquitted though as eyewitnesses backed her story of having slipped off the ledge and impaling the victim by accident.

 

[Jaime_H]

Stabbing someone with her heels. She was later acquitted though as eyewitnesses backed her story of having slipped off the ledge and impaling the victim by accident.

Lack of focus......

 

[PattiJolene]

Stabbing someone with her heels. She was later acquitted though as eyewitnesses backed her story of having slipped off the ledge and impaling the victim by accident.

Interesting....lm glad l was acquitted, l would never survive in jail..

I think you would be arrested for making up stories

 

[MIPhotographer]

Interesting....lm glad l was acquitted, l would never survive in jail..

I think you would be arrested for making up stories

Indecent exposure. Witnesses were not forthcoming about her exposing herself by spreading her legs, well except for the older nun who happened to stop to see with what the crowd was enthralled.

 

[numeniusa]

Indecent exposure. Witnesses were not forthcoming about her exposing herself by spreading her legs, well except for the older nun who happened to stop to see with what the crowd was enthralled.

Hiding in the bushes with his long lens.... *shiver*

 

[ydahecnot]

Being a quintuple spy

 

[MIPhotographer]

Posing as a celestial body, but revealed to be only a person in a costume

 

[papadoc19]

Voyeurism

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Voyeurism

Wearing a mask in a federal building.

 

[DarkSimian]

Wearing a mask in a federal building.

flashing her ass

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

flashing her ass

Giving false testimony.

 

[Mebtaz2000]

Giving false testimony.

I'm sure its one of the 7 deadly sins