If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[CanucKinksman]

I'm sure its one of the 7 deadly sins

indecent exposure

 

[NeonKnickers]

indecent exposure

Saying sorry too often.

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Saying sorry too often.

Showing thier neon knickers in public

 

[papadoc19]

Possession of a controlled substance

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

Spreading Rabies

 

[bobb_sledd]

Public nudity

 

[papadoc19]

Speed violations

 

[DawnODay]

Speed violations

Peeing on a fire hydrant.

 

[papadoc19]

Disturbing the peace

 

[Mrtenant]

Disturbing the peace

Skinny dipping in the neighbors pool

 

[fitdaddy6936]

Skinny dipping in the neighbors pool

Buying explosives from acme products

 

[guns44]

Buying explosives from acme products

Concealed weapon

 

[KaseE]

Concealed weapon

Discharging his gun in a public place.

 

[fitdaddy6936]

Discharging his gun in a public place.

Making married men want to visit the north coast

 

[papadoc19]

Possession with an intent to distribute

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Possession with an intent to distribute

Attempt to matriculate without proper prerequisites

 

[guns44]

Attempt to matriculate without proper prerequisites

Public nudity

 

[LinusRules]

Public nudity

Telling the officer he had only ONE drink with the digit that was not the best of choices.

 

[fishyfingers]

Public nudity

Probably a violation of our gun control regulations

 

[Tommybowler]

Probably a violation of our gun control regulations

Forgetting to pay for breaded fish products at the supermarket

 

[fishyfingers]

Forgetting to pay for breaded fish products at the supermarket

Slanderous accusations!

 

[MJstAGrl]

Slanderous accusations!

Jaywalking

 

[Tommybowler]

Jaywalking

Distracting motorists performing the downward dog in a thong on her balcony

 

[LilyField]

Distracting motorists performing the downward dog in a thong on her balcony

for being invisible

 

[MrEd63]

for being invisible

For being a sexy little minx