If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[averagesizeguy]

Going AWOL so he can spend time on Lit

So tempting!

Publicly testing toys.

 

[meop79]

Fragging

 

[Taegul]

Hypnotizing people against their will.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Riding his bike in the wrong lane and against traffic.

 

[Scott4harmlessfun]

Riding his bike in the wrong lane and against traffic.

Feeding Adam in the Garden

 

[_valkyrie_]

Double parking his horse and not paying the fine.

 

[Scott4harmlessfun]

Double parking his horse and not paying the fine.

Misappropriating a Viking surname.

 

[kcRollins]

Misappropriating a Viking surname.

Slashing a Z in a Target bullseye

 

[Taegul]

Assault with 2 deadly weapons.

 

[kcRollins]

Assault with 2 deadly weapons.

Assault with a lethal tongue

 

[blazin24]

Assault with a lethal tongue

for being scatterbrained

 

[kcRollins]

for being scatterbrained

For making me laugh so hard

 

[rbijon]

For making me laugh so hard

For allowing your bikini strap to slip a little too low.

 

[jasonmason]

For allowing your bikini strap to slip a little too low.

Sex in public

 

[kcRollins]

Sex in public

white water rafting in a no raft zone

 

[lakesailer_mi]

white water rafting in a no raft zone

Chicken Blasphemy!

 

[Scott4harmlessfun]

Chicken Blasphemy!

Mutiny

 

[kcRollins]

Mutiny

Robbing from the rich and giving to the poor....hmmm...I think that was Robin Hood. Never mind. How about kissing the girls and making them cry?

 

[thejabber27]

Robbing from the rich and giving to the poor....hmmm...I think that was Robin Hood. Never mind. How about kissing the girls and making them cry?

Endangering a whole species from adorability.

 

[blazin24]

Endangering a whole species from adorability.

Passing out bad recipes

 

[_valkyrie_]

Counterfeit corndogs.

 

[Pennyshub]

Piracy

 

[Trouble_maker]

Some kind of safety violation I'm sure lol

 

[nowat41]

For wearing weird mask.

 

[blazin24]

For wearing weird mask.

For not having me take the pictures, while she removed her clothing.