If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[kcRollins]

For not having me take the pictures, while she removed her clothing.

For being a lech

 

[TheOlderGuy]

For being a lech

conspiracy to promote lechery

 

[meop79]

Seduction

 

[mamasota]

Seduction

Spelling poem in reverse

 

[mrspank30]

Flirting with a cop

 

[clistenovena]

Flirting with a cop

Public indecency.

 

[Hulk781]

Public indecency.

Trespassing on government property

 

[clistenovena]

Trespassing on government property

I actually did that once!

 

[blazin24]

I actually did that once!

for taking a spider hostage

 

[TheOlderGuy]

for taking a spider hostage

Encouraging the Steelers

 

[kcRollins]

Encouraging the Steelers

Since Code 4473986 went on the books as a Federal Law, he'd be arrested for being overage.

 

[clistenovena]

for taking a spider hostage

I would never take a spider hostage. Those monstrous things have friends on the outside that will do whatever it takes to free one of their horrid, 8-legged compatriots. ~shudders~

 

[EmpressJosephine]

I would never take a spider hostage. Those monstrous things have friends on the outside that will do whatever it takes to free one of their horrid, 8-legged compatriots. ~shudders~

Exploding stars.

 

[meop79]

Bank robber

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Bank robber

Keep peeping through the letter box

 

[meop79]

Keep peeping through the letter box

Getting caught doing naughty things while I peeked.

 

[kcRollins]

I would never take a spider hostage. Those monstrous things have friends on the outside that will do whatever it takes to free one of their horrid, 8-legged compatriots. ~shudders~

She was given life for being so into blazin that she stomped right over me

Getting caught doing naughty things while I peeked.

He was arrested and fined, but didn't do jail time, for drooling over women's cleavage.

 

[LizVegas79]

Lying to the cops about what really happened, but making them really horny by her explanation so they only keep her overnight

 

[Fierywhore]

Lying to the cops about what really happened, but making them really horny by her explanation so they only keep her overnight

Causing traffic chaos when she walks down the street,

 

[LizVegas79]

Causing traffic chaos when she walks down the street,

(That scene where my girl Salma Hayek walks across the street in "Desperado" is one of my faves. I'm way too tall and skinny to ever pull something like that off, but thanks for the visual anyway! LOL)

Igniting uncontrollable amorous passion in the hearts, minds and pants of every man (and every woman ) in every bar she walks into
(not that she's a total slut and hangs out in a lot of bars or anything! )

 

[MSH2]

(That scene where my girl Salma Hayek walks across the street in "Desperado" is one of my faves. I'm way too tall and skinny to ever pull something like that off, but thanks for the visual anyway! LOL)

Igniting uncontrollable amorous passion in the hearts, minds and pants of every man (and every woman ) in every bar she walks into

Well I pity the poor policeman that has to detail the whole thing and I;d make sure he write down every teeny detail

 

[kcRollins]

Well I pity the poor policeman that has to detail the whole thing and I;d make sure he write down every teeny detail

He was arrested for trying to steal Rudolph from Santa's stable.

 

[CeriseBuss]

He was arrested for trying to steal Rudolph from Santa's stable.

Reaping without a license.

 

[LizVegas79]

Reaping without a license.

Indecent exposure, perhaps for being tied naked to a park bench by her mistress for the slightest infraction.

 

[walkingeagle]

Indecent exposure, perhaps for being tied naked to a park bench by her mistress for the slightest infraction.

Stealing fish bait--