If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[kcRollins]

Stealing fish bait--

The obvious: Fishing without a license

 

[walkingeagle]

The obvious: Fishing without a license

Stealing mens underwear

 

[SassyGal84]

Being a wanker

 

[walkingeagle]

Being a wanker

teasing fisherman

 

[LinusRules]

Being a wanker

Impersonating an English person while wearing a Cowboy hat and boots. You ain't foolin' nobody.

 

[kcRollins]

Impersonating an English person while wearing a Cowboy hat and boots. You ain't foolin' nobody.

Arrested for causing a riot

 

[walkingeagle]

Arrested for causing a riot

For stealing time

 

[TheGuyforU]

For stealing time

For breaking out of prison.

 

[CeriseBuss]

For breaking out of prison.

Vampirism.

 

[TheGuyforU]

Vampirism.

Being nude in public

 

[CeriseBuss]

Being nude in public

Being lewd in public.

 

[walkingeagle]

Being lewd in public.

losing her contacts

 

[CeriseBuss]

losing her contacts

Poaching salmon.

 

[walkingeagle]

Poaching salmon.

poaching eggs

 

[CeriseBuss]

poaching eggs

Stealing puns.

 

[TheGuyforU]

Stealing puns.

stealing underwear

 

[MSH2]

stealing underwear

accessory to public indecency and cruelty to animals, apparently

 

[TheGuyforU]

accessory to public indecency and cruelty to animals, apparently

geez, cause I brought up about pissing on a dog lol I Love animals I really do

 

[MSH2]

geez, cause I brought up about pissing on a dog lol I Love animals I really do

yeah, that;s illegal too, yaknow

 

[LinusRules]

yeah, that;s illegal too, yaknow

Carrying concealed weapons in his beard

 

[TheGuyforU]

yeah, that;s illegal too, yaknow

I didn't do it so it doesn't bother me

 

[mamasota]

I didn't do it so it doesn't bother me

For witholding evidence

 

[kcRollins]

accessory to public indecency and cruelty to animals, apparently

For witholding evidence

She's been arrested many many times, but it's always a different offense; nevertheless it's always impersonating a celebrity and this time it's Boop, but I call her Better

 

[LizVegas79]

Liking all the same threads as me
(I'd call in a favor from one of my Metro friends)

 

[kcRollins]

Liking all the same threads as me
(I'd call in a favor from one of my Metro friends)

Making men drool, causing slippery sidewalks and many injuries