If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[_valkyrie_]

Pushing Anabel Lee.

 

[Amalgamation]

Pushing Anabel Lee.

Enacting justice again wayward pervs.

 

[LinusRules]

Enacting justice again wayward pervs.

Selling toxic amalgam for fillings

 

[kcRollins]

Selling toxic amalgam for fillings

Spreading hatred of people in a quiet New England town

 

[thejabber27]

Spreading hatred of people in a quiet New England town

A murder most foul.

 

[kcRollins]

A murder most foul.

For creeping around in the dark and jabbing pretty girls

 

[thejabber27]

For creeping around in the dark and jabbing pretty girls

Telling the tale of the heart.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Dropping ice sculptures on top of innocent bystanders.

 

[kcRollins]

Dropping ice sculptures on top of innocent bystanders.

For shoplifting red hair dye

 

[meop79]

Living out her stories.

 

[kcRollins]

Living out her stories.

~jaw drops~

Arrested for making untrue allegations about one of the most innocent girls on this forum.

 

[barefootgirl69]

~jaw drops~

Arrested for making untrue allegations about one of the most innocent girls on this forum.

Double posting!

 

[kcRollins]

Double posting!

lol see ya in the cell

 

[walkingeagle]

lol see ya in the cell

Spanking fisherman--

 

[kcRollins]

Spanking fisherman--

Arrested for indecent exposure :caning:

 

[jasonmason]

Arrested for indecent exposure :caning:

Being too hot.

 

[LizVegas79]

Being too hot.

For going up river with one person and coming back down with another?

 

[troubledone]

For going up river with one person and coming back down with another?

For having the most gorgeous legs on display

 

[meop79]

Pimping out the Lit Ladies

 

[LizVegas79]

Pimping out the Lit Ladies

For peeking into my bedroom while my husband and I are doing it?

 

[Scott4harmlessfun]

For peeking into my bedroom while my husband and I are doing it?

Cursing in the public square.

 

[kcRollins]

Cursing in the public square.

Code 5565732 of Lit reads: If a masked man does not wash his mask weekly he will be arrested and put in the stockade. I haven't seen you wash your mask, hence you're under arrest.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

For peeking into my bedroom while my husband and I are doing it?

That's illegal???

Code 5565732 of Lit reads: If a masked man does not wash his mask weekly he will be arrested and put in the stockade. I haven't seen you wash your mask, hence you're under arrest.

Publishing fictional codes of conduct.

 

[walkingeagle]

For banging women on his boss's desk

 

[zydrate]

leading women on with his rod