If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[kcRollins]

It would be convoluted and complicated and there'd be one hell of a debate amongst the policemen about who was going to fill in the paperwork

You are being arrested (and you can't deny it) for stalking.

 

[TheGuyforU]

You are being arrested (and you can't deny it) for stalking.

For not following her master around

 

[kcRollins]

For not following her master around

You've definitely been arrested and sentenced to death for thinking I have a Master. I do think there's a term for it, but I can't think of the legal term atm.

 

[sweetnsourbunny]

You've definitely been arrested and sentenced to death for thinking I have a Master. I do think there's a term for it, but I can't think of the legal term atm.

Grand theft auto.

She stole a copy of Grand Theft Auto.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Grand theft auto.

She stole a copy of Grand Theft Auto.

Public indecency. The men are drooling over her banana eating.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Public indecency. The men are drooling over her banana eating.

Espionage.

 

[Mrtenant]

Espionage.

Assault with a Sumo Suit

http://www.kidsplayrentals.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Sumo-Suits.jpg

 

[Misshotndeep]

Assault with a Sumo Suit

http://www.kidsplayrentals.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Sumo-Suits.jpg

lol

Being an accessory after the fact.

 

[twisteroo]

lol

Being an accessory after the fact.

Stealing gumballs.

 

[Animaul]

Public intoxication

 

[mamasota]

Camouflaging stolen sunglasses

 

[twisteroo]

Public intoxication

Doing 140 in a school zone.

 

[kcRollins]

Doing 140 in a school zone.

Drunk driving

 

[twisteroo]

Drunk driving

Moonshining.

 

[girlyboi85]

Moonshining.

Trying to combine Twister with Buckaroo.

 

[twisteroo]

Trying to combine Twister with Buckaroo.

Selling dirt weed.

 

[kcRollins]

Selling dirt weed.

arrested for going around and twisting titties

 

[done_got_old]

Plagiarism

 

[kcRollins]

Plagiarism

hahaha Defamation

 

[Scott4harmlessfun]

hahaha Defamation

Stealing a lawman's handcuffs.

 

[Putt88]

Engaging in some harmless fun - Trespassing while pool hoping.

 

[Scott4harmlessfun]

Engaging in some harmless fun - Trespassing while pool hoping.

I actually did that!
Arrested for pulling his putts.

 

[brokenat64]

I actually did that!
Arrested for pulling his putts.

Carrying an unlicensed weapon.

 

[twisteroo]

Carrying an unlicensed weapon.

Grave robbing.

 

[kcRollins]

Grave robbing.

Pornography